Tell us your favorite Chuck Norris quote or moment or whatever!

I will start it off:

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

 

Chuck Norris doesnt do pushups... he pushes the world down

 

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

 

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies".

 

Chuck Norris found himself between a rock and a hard place, then he realized he was standing between two mirrors.

 

When chuck norris donates blood, he uses a gun and a bucket.

 

One of my favorite Chuck Norris moments was the episode of Late Night with Conan O'Brien where Conan has the random Texas Walker :Lone Ranger clip generator lever installed. He gets his money's worth out of it and yanks it half a dozen or more times with no warning. That was a while ago, but it cracked me up.

 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Buy glass pipes

 

The movie sidekick!!! with that dude that committed suicide

 

this thread didnt last long.....

 

who the hell is Chuck Norris?

 

You are already dead... and you don't even know it.

 

damn...!

 

Some people wear superman pajamas. Superman wears chuck norris pajamas.

 

But Chuck Norris wears SubieFoo pajamas... n matching slippers n nightcap