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Oct 9, 2008 | 11:23 PM

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When God said "Let there be light" Chuck Norris said "Say Please."

Oct 9, 2008 | 11:39 PM

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Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer...

too bad he's never cries

Oct 9, 2008 | 11:58 PM

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Chuck Norris can beat connect four in 3 moves

Oct 9, 2008 | 11:59 PM

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Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets chuck norris.

Oct 10, 2008 | 12:01 AM

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Chuck Norris can believe its not butter

Oct 10, 2008 | 12:02 AM

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It's 3 but whatever

Oct 10, 2008 | 12:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MyNikonLens

who the hell is Chuck Norris?

You're ****ing kidding us right?!?

Oct 10, 2008 | 12:18 AM

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Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer...

too bad he's never cries

Sir, that one was takin already.

Oct 10, 2008 | 12:38 AM

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Chuck Norris doesn't laugh at Chuck Norris jokes cause they are no longer funny.

Oct 10, 2008 | 03:27 AM

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The best one ever:

Chuck Norris has only been out smarted by one man ever, Stephen Hawing.... he got what he deserved.

Oct 10, 2008 | 03:44 AM

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Sir, that one was takin already.

damn... failure

i was actually sitting next to my friend when i was reading some of them, and he told me to write that one down lol

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Oct 10, 2008 | 05:32 AM

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one of my guys here at work has an actual Chuck Norris card from the martial arts studio he went to as a kid...we never stop messing with him about it...

It's always "is it true that Chuck Norris.....?"

never gets old.

Oct 10, 2008 | 05:35 AM

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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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