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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 08:01 PM
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What do you call a white girl with a black boy friend?

A failure to her parents
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 09:03 PM
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What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree? A straight line!

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? The NBA

What’s white and fourteen inches long? Absolutely nothing!
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 09:03 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
That's why we run everything along with the Jews.
is there a jew joke thread yet?
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 09:13 PM
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Originally Posted by 04caliwrx
What do you call a white girl with a black boy friend?

A failure to her parents
.... thats not a white joke. the joke has to put down whites.. not mention the word "white"
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 09:30 PM
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What do Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?
They are both black people with white faces.


....too soon?
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 09:35 PM
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 09:39 PM
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Thats the best white joke there..
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 09:48 PM
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^ Lol
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 10:43 PM
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This one is false.
U deserve it
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 10:43 PM
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Where da white women at?
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 10:52 PM
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What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ***!
truth!
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 10:55 PM
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i always thought the word caucasian was a funny word...
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**** Asian
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
Where da white women at?
Old Aug 11, 2010 | 12:19 AM
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How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
Throw them a golf ball.

What do you call a mob of white people in Detroit burning down the city?
A hockey victory.

What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It’s hard to find them in the snow.



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