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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:14 PM
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Anybody got any White jokes?
I've seen how the other ethnic joke threads can become controversial so I came up with this one to level the playing field. I'm half White and Asian mind you.
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:16 PM
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:21 PM
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Ok here's one

Q: What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?
A: The PGA tour.
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:22 PM
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Well it finally came out. Lets see em!
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:32 PM
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-Knock, Knock
Who's There?
-A white person
Oh, come on in
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:34 PM
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A white guy failed to appear in court. Another judge had to preside over the case instead.
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:36 PM
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What do you call a white man in the ghetto? The victim.
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:37 PM
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What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ***!
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:39 PM
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What's white, 10 inches long, and frightening to see in the bedroom? two white dudes sword fighting.
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:40 PM
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Why do white people like to play hockey? It’s the only way to beat something black without going through the police academy.
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:42 PM
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From a comedian's sketch I heard a while ago:

"Trance... so white people can dance too"
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:44 PM
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A white guy lost his car keys because he has a car. Nevermind, he found them. They were in his fanny pack.
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:46 PM
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What do you call a white man that allows women to walk all over him? Happily married.
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:47 PM
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what do you call one scrawny white dude surrounded by 10 black men? the quarterback.
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What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s ***!
This one is false.
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