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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:54 PM
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This one is false.
PICS or SHENS!!

Oh, wait....
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
PICS or SHENS!!

Oh, wait....
I agree, we need dated photo evidence. This is the internet after all.
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 02:59 PM
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What’s the flattest surface to iron your jeans on? A white girl’s chest!
Fixed.
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 03:12 PM
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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 03:16 PM
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I see even some of the white jokes still managed to poke fun at other races. Well played, white people, well played.....
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 03:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Hollandaze
I see even some of the white jokes still managed to poke fun at other races. Well played, white people, well played.....
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 03:20 PM
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A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the white girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, *****!" The white wench complied and started sucking her dad's ****. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore **** shore tastes like poo!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"

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Old Aug 10, 2010 | 03:24 PM
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Originally Posted by wrxgirl08
This one is false.
You're mixed so you don't count
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by wrxgirl08
This one is false.
Pics or SHENS! :P
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by paul@dbtuned
pics or shens!!

Oh, wait....

doh!
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by TEV
A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the white girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, *****!" The white wench complied and started sucking her dad's ****. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore **** shore tastes like poo!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"
lol gross
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Originally Posted by Hollandaze
I see even some of the white jokes still managed to poke fun at other races. Well played, white people, well played.....
That's why we run everything along with the Jews.
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 06:44 PM
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lol gross
did not need that
Old Aug 10, 2010 | 07:04 PM
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^ lmao!!!



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