Anybody got any black jokes?
08-10-2010, 09:13 AM
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Any thread that makes fun of other races is win. I don't care if they are white, black, mexican, jew, etc... most people that say them (or type them) don't mean it. I love when people can break out of their own pc box, and make a couple cracks.
I'm a white guy, and I enjoy a well put together (stupid filter) saltine pastry, white guy who honks alot, peckerwood joke as much as the next black guy.
I'm a white guy, and I enjoy a well put together (stupid filter) saltine pastry, white guy who honks alot, peckerwood joke as much as the next black guy.
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08-10-2010, 01:10 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a black person and a snow tire?
A: A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
Q: What's black and orange and brings a smile to your face?
A: A ****** on fire.
Q: Why do blacks cry during sex?
A: The mace.
Q: What can a pizza do that a black guy can't?
A: Feed a family of four.
A: A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.
Q: What's black and orange and brings a smile to your face?
A: A ****** on fire.
Q: Why do blacks cry during sex?
A: The mace.
Q: What can a pizza do that a black guy can't?
A: Feed a family of four.
08-10-2010, 02:03 PM
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not in this country my friend. we're fat. maybe....
Q: what do all-you-can-eat buffet's and black men chave in common?
A: they satisfy your fat, white wife
08-10-2010, 02:14 PM
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And FYI, my fat white wife deserves her own joke thread. So go make it.
08-10-2010, 02:49 PM
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Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"
The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"
The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
08-10-2010, 10:09 PM
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Q: why does Beyonce always say to the left to the left?
A: cuz blacks have no rights...
not my views! i have many friends of many colors, purely joking!
A: cuz blacks have no rights...
not my views! i have many friends of many colors, purely joking!
08-11-2010, 09:50 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDHGuO5qbPE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cthCSXadyrI (Terrible quality, but the right clip)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wSFFvZdd4o (Again, terrible quality, but the right clip)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cthCSXadyrI (Terrible quality, but the right clip)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wSFFvZdd4o (Again, terrible quality, but the right clip)