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Old 08-09-2010, 03:23 PM
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I don't get why people are so offended over racist jokes. Its a joke, then again I am racially ambiguous. Nobody here means to harm people, if you don't like to read it, dont read it.
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i dont think pedos are a protected class, quite the opposite, and for good reason. you may willfully discriminate against them, therefore jokes at their expense are more likely to be socially accepted. this does not translate well to protected classes, such as races, ethnicities, religions, sexual prefs (um, might need to leave this out in this case), etc...

while i get why this thread was started, its hard to agree that its a fair comparison to the pedo joke thread.
I'm sure the many members of NAMBLA would disagree with you on protected class.
Which brings up a question: Why do we have "protected" classes?
Are not all men/women created equally?

Or is this a case of Animal Farm, where all animals are equal...just some more so than others.
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Originally Posted by c32c7

Q: How does a black woman fight crime?
A: She has an abortion.

there is some truth is this. not just blacks though. ever since abortion was legalized in ROE vs WADE, the women who would have given birth to children, who HAD the propensity to end up as criminals... well never existed.

steven levitt wrote this in his book FREAKANOMICS:

http://freakonomicsbook.com/freakono...pts/chapter-4/
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Freakanomics is a legit book. I had to do a report/presentation on a chapter for a data analysis class a few semesters ago.
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Originally Posted by Paul@dbtuned
I'm sure the many members of NAMBLA would disagree with you on protected class.
Which brings up a question: Why do we have "protected" classes?
Are not all men/women created equally?

Or is this a case of Animal Farm, where all animals are equal...just some more so than others.
if someone is interested, i wrote for my senior year thesis (i double majored in computer science and sociology.... dont ask...) why some racial groups believe they higher or lower than others on a "totem pole".

i got hammered when i presented my paper to the class. oddly, i got an A- in the paper and an A in the class.

granted my sample of people were freshman and that while i tried to grab a class from the entire campus, i did miss a few departments.
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Old 08-09-2010, 03:50 PM
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Having been in the military and showering with many naked dudes, I can attest that large *****' come in a rainbow of colors.
Except for yellow.
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Old 08-09-2010, 04:32 PM
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I think it's only fair if we make fun of the other races as well. i'll go first:

1. How do you make an asian guy blind?
-put a windshield in front of him.

2. What do you call 5 black guys in a volkswagen?
-tinted windows

3. what do you call a mexican without a lawnmower?
-unemployed

4. what do you call a white guy....uuhhhhh....can someone help me with this one?
-i have no white jokes
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As you can see this thread is for brack jokes only. Come on now. Just make a new one if you want to participate in making fun of other races other than blacks.
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Originally Posted by dimsumboi
As you can see this thread is for brack jokes only. Come on now. Just make a new one if you want to participate in making fun of other races other than blacks.
oh damn, i didn't know how strict the rules were. my apologizes. LOL

carry on then
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Old 08-09-2010, 06:05 PM
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Originally Posted by PhatNuts

4. what do you call a white guy....uuhhhhh....can someone help me with this one?
-i have no white jokes
All this funny about other races and no white jokes? Now I'm offended.
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Old 08-09-2010, 06:47 PM
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haha i like how everyone post disclaimers on the black jokes then you go to the Asian jokes thread and no ones worried about being called racist haha wtf

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Originally Posted by pr0jectmayhem
haha i like how everyone post disclaimers on the black jokes then you go to the Asian jokes thread and no ones worried about being called racist haha wtf
thats because making fun of white dudes, asians, and mexicans is socially acceptable. making fun of black people is wrong because their great great great great great grandparents MIGHT have been slaves.

nevermind that just about every ethnic group has, at one point or another, been systematically and violently oppressed by other ethnic group. you are also supposed to forget that it was black africans who sold rival tribes into slavery, oops.

no but seriously. I'm black Irish, German (we think jewish, last name was Grossman... cmon...), and English.

Sooo black irish are the gypsies of ireland, no one likes them. the English got their asses pounded by Romans and the Normans. and the Germans got **** on in 2 world wars and if the Jewish part is real... well thats self explanatory... but making jokes about me is OK cause im not black.
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So, who's going to use the, "It's okay, I have friends who are black" card?
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Everyone offends everyone, get over it already. What are we a bunch of pussies?
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Originally Posted by Hollandaze
So, who's going to use the, "It's okay, I have friends who are black" card?
Black friends? surely you jest.
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