213 things NOT to do in the military...

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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 03:28 PM
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213 things NOT to do in the military...

many of these made me LOL. maybe since i have a few of mine own from the navy, a few of my NOTS involved driving busses, playing with monkeys, Hangar bay office chair jousting and making devices to launch flaming rolls of toilet paper.

Heres a couple favs from this list...

The Irish MPs are not after “Me frosted lucky charms”.

“Napalm sticks to kids” is *not* a motivational phrase.

Can’t have flashbacks to wars I was not in. (The Spanish-American War isn’t over).




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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 03:43 PM
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Old Jul 9, 2007 | 04:03 PM
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Ahhh, yes...Skippy's list...some ****ing funny ****...

77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them “You don’t need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for.”

99. A smiley face is not used to mark a minefield.
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