6 more cylinders...and their giddy little kids
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Originally Posted by jvick125
Chances of getting LAID driving a Viper > Chances in an Evo.
The guy in the viper already had his boyfriend with him so the getting laid factor swung to the Evo guy.
Viper Driver: "I am picking up some hawt azz and getting laid tonight"
Viper Passenger: "Yeah, me too"
Viper Passenger: "Wait, there are only two seats, where will we put the hawt azz betches?"
Viper Driver: "In the passenger seat."
Viper Passenger: "But I am sitting here already."
Viper Driver: "Exactly."
I mean, if they weren't gay they were missing a great opportunity. The girls on pep squad back in high school years ago didn't have that much "enthusiasm" and certainley couldn't hit the high notes like them.
Plus, the Evo guy will get a hot barely legal piece, or three, while the Viper owner has his friends hairy azz staring back at him.
Did anyone else find the hood on the Viper to be a bit "ricer'ish"? Actually it looked like it had some kind of cheesy body kit maybe?
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I know that evo
Let me tell you that evo would destroy a viper. It has a 2.3 liter storker kit, bigger turbo, and to many mods to list. It was tuned by AMS in the Chicagoland area. If anyone owns a awd DSM take it to AMS and let them Pimp it out.
^^^In that case those guys must've been celebrating because they got thrashed by the Evo on countless other runs.
It must've been like "Yes, we finally got that way faster car!"
It must've been like "Yes, we finally got that way faster car!"
Originally Posted by supra_kid
Let me tell you that evo would destroy a viper. It has a 2.3 liter storker kit, bigger turbo, and to many mods to list. It was tuned by AMS in the Chicagoland area. If anyone owns a awd DSM take it to AMS and let them Pimp it out.
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Somebody posted a link to an SRT forum where the driver of the EVO posted the video. He said had 3 other people in the EVO vs. the Viper's 1 passenger.
And yes he meant bigger than stock EVO turbo.
http://www.srtforums.com/forums/show...hlight=600+evo
And yes he meant bigger than stock EVO turbo.
http://www.srtforums.com/forums/show...hlight=600+evo
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Originally Posted by rdawson
I think htey are one in the same. Ummm, what do you think the Viper owner is doing after looking at that pan shot to the back seat?
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