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Old 10-21-2005, 11:41 AM
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Poetry of Donald Rumsfeld

Senile old fart



The Unknown
As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know.
—Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing


Glass Box
You know, it's the old glass box at the—
At the gas station,
Where you're using those little things
Trying to pick up the prize,
And you can't find it.
It's—
And it's all these arms are going down in there,
And so you keep dropping it
And picking it up again and moving it,
But—
Some of you are probably too young to remember those—
Those glass boxes,
But—
But they used to have them
At all the gas stations
When I was a kid.
—Dec. 6, 2001, Department of Defense news briefing


A Confession
Once in a while,
I'm standing here, doing something.
And I think,
"What in the world am I doing here?"
It's a big surprise.
—May 16, 2001, interview with the New York Times


Happenings
You're going to be told lots of things.
You get told things every day that don't happen.
It doesn't seem to bother people, they don't—
It's printed in the press.
The world thinks all these things happen.
They never happened.
Everyone's so eager to get the story
Before in fact the story's there
That the world is constantly being fed
Things that haven't happened.
All I can tell you is,
It hasn't happened.
It's going to happen.
—Feb. 28, 2003, Department of Defense briefing


The Digital Revolution
Oh my goodness gracious,
What you can buy off the Internet
In terms of overhead photography!
A trained ape can know an awful lot
Of what is going on in this world,
Just by punching on his mouse
For a relatively modest cost!
—June 9, 2001, following European trip


The Situation
Things will not be necessarily continuous.
The fact that they are something other than perfectly continuous
Ought not to be characterized as a pause.
There will be some things that people will see.
There will be some things that people won't see.
And life goes on.
—Oct. 12, 2001, Department of Defense news briefing


Clarity
I think what you'll find,
I think what you'll find is,
Whatever it is we do substantively,
There will be near-perfect clarity
As to what it is.
And it will be known,
And it will be known to the Congress,
And it will be known to you,
Probably before we decide it,
But it will be known.
—Feb. 28, 2003, Department of Defense briefing
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Is this poetic:
http://atimes.com/atimes/China/GJ21Ad01.html

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MONTEREY, California - Even as he visited the headquarters of the People's Liberation Army Second Artillery Corps (SAC), China's strategic missile command - the first US defense secretary ever to do so - Donald Rumsfeld warned China that the secretive nature of its military expansion was raising global suspicions.
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Originally Posted by HellaDumb
Is this poetic:
http://atimes.com/atimes/China/GJ21Ad01.html

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MONTEREY, California - Even as he visited the headquarters of the People's Liberation Army Second Artillery Corps (SAC), China's strategic missile command - the first US defense secretary ever to do so - Donald Rumsfeld warned China that the secretive nature of its military expansion was raising global suspicions.
Ironic, actually.
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You call him a "Senile old fart," but he is a great American. Our country owes him an unpayable debt of gratitude. I hope there are a million more Americans like him, but I somehow doubt it.
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Originally Posted by HellaDumb
You call him a "Senile old fart," but he is a great American. Our country owes him an unpayable debt of gratitude. I hope there are a million more Americans like him, but I somehow doubt it.


That you shaking his hand there, helladumb?
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That you shaking his hand there, helladumb?
Indeed, infadel!!!
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Originally Posted by lojasmo
The Unknown
As we know,
There are known knowns.
There are things we know we know.
We also know
There are known unknowns.
That is to say
We know there are some things
We do not know.
But there are also unknown unknowns,
The ones we don't know
We don't know.
—Feb. 12, 2002, Department of Defense news briefing
That ones my favorite, whenever I 'm feeling down, I think of that and everything's ok.
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