what's the story between i-club and nasioc?
what's the story between i-club and nasioc?
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In the days before man, when gods and titans walked the earth, lo there was a club. A club for masters of the Impreza. It was a good club. The hearts of the gods and titans were with the Impreza, and the soul of the Impreza was with them. They lived in sacrosanct harmony. Masters of Imprezas soon became plentiful, and man was born on earth. Membership soared like the blue sky dragon. Then... the turbocharged Impreza was born.
Man's soul as well as the souls of many gods and titans were corrupted by the power of the turbocharger. Conflicts began and hatred arose. Factions were formed and a Great War was begun. Birthrights were stolen, namesakes defiled. Thunder and lightning shook the earth, and the heavens wept. Soon, two great factions were formed, and the earth itself was torn asunder into two great halves. One faction was led by the Citadel by the Bay and the Islands of the Pacific, while the other was led by the Glorious Fortress of Voter Fraud.
Millenia later, conflicts have died down and corruption has taken on a new form as the Version of STi and the Evolution of Lancer. But we men have survived to tell you the tale of woe this day. Long live the Club of i!
Man's soul as well as the souls of many gods and titans were corrupted by the power of the turbocharger. Conflicts began and hatred arose. Factions were formed and a Great War was begun. Birthrights were stolen, namesakes defiled. Thunder and lightning shook the earth, and the heavens wept. Soon, two great factions were formed, and the earth itself was torn asunder into two great halves. One faction was led by the Citadel by the Bay and the Islands of the Pacific, while the other was led by the Glorious Fortress of Voter Fraud.
Millenia later, conflicts have died down and corruption has taken on a new form as the Version of STi and the Evolution of Lancer. But we men have survived to tell you the tale of woe this day. Long live the Club of i!
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Originally Posted by Choku Dori
In the days before man, when gods and titans walked the earth, lo there was a club. A club for masters of the Impreza. It was a good club. The hearts of the gods and titans were with the Impreza, and the soul of the Impreza was with them. They lived in sacrosanct harmony. Masters of Imprezas soon became plentiful, and man was born on earth. Membership soared like the blue sky dragon. Then... the turbocharged Impreza was born.
Man's soul as well as the souls of many gods and titans were corrupted by the power of the turbocharger. Conflicts began and hatred arose. Factions were formed and a Great War was begun. Birthrights were stolen, namesakes defiled. Thunder and lightning shook the earth, and the heavens wept. Soon, two great factions were formed, and the earth itself was torn asunder into two great halves. One faction was led by the Citadel by the Bay and the Islands of the Pacific, while the other was led by the Glorious Fortress of Voter Fraud.
Millenia later, conflicts have died down and corruption has taken on a new form as the Version of STi and the Evolution of Lancer. But we men have survived to tell you the tale of woe this day. Long live the Club of i!
Man's soul as well as the souls of many gods and titans were corrupted by the power of the turbocharger. Conflicts began and hatred arose. Factions were formed and a Great War was begun. Birthrights were stolen, namesakes defiled. Thunder and lightning shook the earth, and the heavens wept. Soon, two great factions were formed, and the earth itself was torn asunder into two great halves. One faction was led by the Citadel by the Bay and the Islands of the Pacific, while the other was led by the Glorious Fortress of Voter Fraud.
Millenia later, conflicts have died down and corruption has taken on a new form as the Version of STi and the Evolution of Lancer. But we men have survived to tell you the tale of woe this day. Long live the Club of i!
haha, thats great Ryan
Originally Posted by Choku Dori
In the days before man, when gods and titans walked the earth, lo there was a club. A club for masters of the Impreza. It was a good club. The hearts of the gods and titans were with the Impreza, and the soul of the Impreza was with them. They lived in sacrosanct harmony. Masters of Imprezas soon became plentiful, and man was born on earth. Membership soared like the blue sky dragon. Then... the turbocharged Impreza was born.
Man's soul as well as the souls of many gods and titans were corrupted by the power of the turbocharger. Conflicts began and hatred arose. Factions were formed and a Great War was begun. Birthrights were stolen, namesakes defiled. Thunder and lightning shook the earth, and the heavens wept. Soon, two great factions were formed, and the earth itself was torn asunder into two great halves. One faction was led by the Citadel by the Bay and the Islands of the Pacific, while the other was led by the Glorious Fortress of Voter Fraud.
Millenia later, conflicts have died down and corruption has taken on a new form as the Version of STi and the Evolution of Lancer. But we men have survived to tell you the tale of woe this day. Long live the Club of i!
Man's soul as well as the souls of many gods and titans were corrupted by the power of the turbocharger. Conflicts began and hatred arose. Factions were formed and a Great War was begun. Birthrights were stolen, namesakes defiled. Thunder and lightning shook the earth, and the heavens wept. Soon, two great factions were formed, and the earth itself was torn asunder into two great halves. One faction was led by the Citadel by the Bay and the Islands of the Pacific, while the other was led by the Glorious Fortress of Voter Fraud.
Millenia later, conflicts have died down and corruption has taken on a new form as the Version of STi and the Evolution of Lancer. But we men have survived to tell you the tale of woe this day. Long live the Club of i!
Very cool! I like it!
As I read your telling of the history of I-club, I could hear the theme song to Conan the Barbarian.
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Well no, what the WRX did was get some members pissy at each other. It was only frosting on the cake. The heart of the problem was, ahem, "stolen namesakes" and the " greed and corruption of a titan named Cattlefarmer who stole the birthright of a god named uh... Doumo-kunius Imprezerexus" 
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!
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Originally Posted by Choku Dori
In the days before man, when gods and titans walked the earth, lo there was a club. A club for masters of the Impreza. It was a good club. The hearts of the gods and titans were with the Impreza, and the soul of the Impreza was with them. They lived in sacrosanct harmony. Masters of Imprezas soon became plentiful, and man was born on earth. Membership soared like the blue sky dragon. Then... the turbocharged Impreza was born.
Man's soul as well as the souls of many gods and titans were corrupted by the power of the turbocharger. Conflicts began and hatred arose. Factions were formed and a Great War was begun. Birthrights were stolen, namesakes defiled. Thunder and lightning shook the earth, and the heavens wept. Soon, two great factions were formed, and the earth itself was torn asunder into two great halves. One faction was led by the Citadel by the Bay and the Islands of the Pacific, while the other was led by the Glorious Fortress of Voter Fraud.
Millenia later, conflicts have died down and corruption has taken on a new form as the Version of STi and the Evolution of Lancer. But we men have survived to tell you the tale of woe this day. Long live the Club of i!
Man's soul as well as the souls of many gods and titans were corrupted by the power of the turbocharger. Conflicts began and hatred arose. Factions were formed and a Great War was begun. Birthrights were stolen, namesakes defiled. Thunder and lightning shook the earth, and the heavens wept. Soon, two great factions were formed, and the earth itself was torn asunder into two great halves. One faction was led by the Citadel by the Bay and the Islands of the Pacific, while the other was led by the Glorious Fortress of Voter Fraud.
Millenia later, conflicts have died down and corruption has taken on a new form as the Version of STi and the Evolution of Lancer. But we men have survived to tell you the tale of woe this day. Long live the Club of i!
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Origami posted by Choku Dori
In the days before man...
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In the days before man...
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I was gonna offer the short version consisting of just five words but two of them would have been bleeped out, anyhow.
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We ARE the second episode right now, so gimme some time and I might boil something up again.
Maybe I should be the official i-Club Historian, JDM Freak, Jr. Postwhore, etc.
Maybe I should be the official i-Club Historian, JDM Freak, Jr. Postwhore, etc.
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