Van Exel, her name's Shauna Marinus.

This is kind of a weak complaint, but I always seem to get bicyclists in full "Lance Armstrong" gear, who refuse to move over, even as they hold up traffic. I don't mind sharing the road, but when cars are coming from both directions, kindly get out of the way!

 

When I'm washing my car in the driveway and some pathetic door to door salesman walks up and says "hey there, polishing up your fast and furious. Heh heh."

Oh man do I hate that!

 

I hate it when people stop at yield signs.
I hate slow people in the left lane that get pissed off when you pass them on the right because thats the only way around.
I hate dealerships that don't take me seriously because they think I'm just some punk kid wanting a free joy ride. Bet if I came in with an F'ing suit on they'd show me some respect!