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https://uverse1.att.com/un/launchAMSS.do
http://www22.verizon.com/content/ConsumerFios
att one is for there tv service not sure if they provided it with internet yet, gotta ask jon for that since he does that for att.
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there were some construction crews all around my area running new wires into the ground. I've asked my dad, if he knew what was going on. He told me they were putting in the fiber optic or FiOS into the ground. We did have FiOS for a couple of months, never had any problems with it. It just costs more than other internet services.
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for you football fans, specially dallas cowboys fan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYu68SHWh64
for you football fans, specially dallas cowboys fan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYu68SHWh64
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Rectum Stretcher
While she was "flying" down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and hide him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher?
And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch it, until it's about 6 feet."
"And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot *******?" he asked.
"You give him a radar gun and hide him behind a bridge..."
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs $45.00
Look on the Cop's Face............... PRICELESS
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