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i know its wrong to laugh at a child but damn it i couldnt help it
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From: Teh Phantom Zone
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for the single peeps because this can be you
I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that
she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd
ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No.'
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place. We walked in and She put on the hall light and
shouted upstairs: 'Mom, you still awake'?
She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old.
In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that
she probably had a hot daughter.
We drank a bit, and a had a bit of a snuggle, and she asked if I'd
ever had a Sportsman's Double.
'What's that?' I asked.
'It's a mother and daughter threesome,' she said.
I said, 'No.'
We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night'.
I went back to her place. We walked in and She put on the hall light and
shouted upstairs: 'Mom, you still awake'?
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This fine upstanding member of the infamous 18th Street LA gang decided one day that he would try
to car-jack a semi truck at gun point .
The gangster jumped up on the driver side, while the truck was in motion, and stuck a gun in the drivers face.
The only problem was that the truck driver opened up the door and knocked the attempted thief off.
He lost his balance and fell under the wheels of the truck, at which time the driver slammed on his brakes,
resting on top of him and decided that this was the perfect time to whip out his Fuji Disposable Camera...
Didn't look real until you see the third picture.
Pictures scroll down.......
hate to waste a good beer!
to car-jack a semi truck at gun point .
The gangster jumped up on the driver side, while the truck was in motion, and stuck a gun in the drivers face.
The only problem was that the truck driver opened up the door and knocked the attempted thief off.
He lost his balance and fell under the wheels of the truck, at which time the driver slammed on his brakes,
resting on top of him and decided that this was the perfect time to whip out his Fuji Disposable Camera...
Didn't look real until you see the third picture.
Pictures scroll down.......
hate to waste a good beer!
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From: Teh Phantom Zone
Car Info: 2013 Toyota Prius Plug In 2011 Toyota Prius
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From: Teh Phantom Zone
Car Info: 2013 Toyota Prius Plug In 2011 Toyota Prius