why is everybody finding the nastiest things possible on urban dictionary? haha

Tim

 

It stimulates creativity ;-)

 

The Word of the Day for August 19 is:

porcine • \POR-syne\ Audio icon • adjective
: of, relating to, or suggesting swine : piggish

Example sentence:
Thelma's oldest son was regarded as porcine not only in size but in appetite, and rarely did he leave a crumb on his plate.

 

That's the was we (I mean they) are.

One

I'm simply appalled. Next!

 

NEXT ONE!

Haha

One

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=angry+pirate

 

moon Audio pronunciation of "moon" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mn)
n.

1. often Moon The natural satellite of Earth, visible by reflection of sunlight and having a slightly elliptical orbit, approximately 356,000 kilometers (221,600 miles) distant at perigee and 406,997 kilometers (252,950 miles) at apogee. Its mean diameter is 3,475 kilometers (2,160 miles), its mass approximately one eightieth that of Earth, and its average period of revolution around Earth 29 days 12 hours 44 minutes calculated with respect to the sun.
2. A natural satellite revolving around a planet.
3. The moon as it appears at a particular time in its cycle of phases: a gibbous moon.
4. A month, especially a lunar month.
5. A disk, globe, or crescent resembling the natural satellite of Earth.
6. Moonlight.
7. Something unreasonable or unattainable: They acted as if we were asking for the moon.
8. Slang. The bared buttocks.


v. mooned, moon·ing, moons
v. intr.

1. To wander about or pass time languidly and aimlessly.
2. To yearn or pine as if infatuated.
3. Slang. To expose one's buttocks in public as a prank or disrespectful gesture.


v. tr.

Slang. To expose one's buttocks to (others) as a prank or disrespectful gesture: “threatened to moon a passing... camera crew” (Vanity Fair).

 

so bored today
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=Gracie+Lou
Gracie Lou is a person who was originally named Grace but all her weirdo friends "re-named" her Gracie Lou. She has an incredibly skinny figure and nice ***. She is weird and VERY clutzy but she can still get guys cuz her *** is jus that nice.Look at that Gracie Lou isn't she hott?? Ouch that looked like it hurt!!!

@_@

 

lucky pierre

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=lucky+pierre

The middle man in a 3-way butt****. Also known as the French SandwichAs the black ***** were slapping off his quivering ***, Pierre thought to himself, "you're so Lucky Pierre"
Source: JTB, Jun 4, 2003


2. lucky pierre link send redefine 12 thumbs up

Quebec French

The middle person in a three-way, often erroneously reported as an all-male threesome. The person in the middle of all the action. It can be any combination of male and female partners, though "Lucky Pierre" is the term for the man in the middle.Being the "Lucky Pierre" between Chasey Lain and Rocco has both a benefit and drawback.

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...=melon+scooped

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=melon+dive

 

In respect of Urban dictionary. Here is another site (this is where I found the definition of "Roman war helmet"

http://www.turdwords.com/top10.cfm


Brown Puller


Noun

Definition 1: when a man or woman is getting fisted in their *** and you cup your hand and grab out a hunk of **** and then proceed to wipe it across their face

Usage Example: I was fisting your sister last night and she asked me to give her a brown puller


And here is one Eddie can administer on his next hot date:

Frothy Fu Man Chu


Noun

Definition 1: You haven't had any for a long time and your main squeeze is deep-throating you. Your manhood is filling her mouth and there is so much splooge with no place to go, it flows out both sides of her mouth.

Usage Example: It had been three weeks since I had been with Carolyn and when I nutted in her mouth, she had a frothy Fu Man Chu moustache.

 

bump....found these

Lawson: to invade the womans **** cavity with ones *****.
i gave her a lawson last night.
by Kortland Sudbury Oct 12, 2005

Lawsome: To be awesome and lame at the same time.
"Elizabeth, you are lawsome!"
by Alexsex Vero Beach Sept 25, 2006

Franco: someone who is extremely greasy, usually in the facial area or appears to be glowing in light!
"Man! I just walked past that Franco and had to put my shades on the way his skin reflected the light!!!"
by ul usa Oct 15, 2006

 

HAHAHA at teh second one

 

good job

Ruben

Rupaul's Jewish cousin,

Ruben, can you recommend me a good mohel who doesn't overcharge?


ruben



Someone who is both preppy, emo, scene, skater, tomboy.
Usually a girl.
Sometimes called a poser, becuase of changes of way she acts to what she feels.
When a guy is ruben he usually is that because emo isnt good enough for me, or wants to impress some chick.
Rubeners love to be loud at home but quite at school/work.
They also create new terms for everything

Guy- Your such a poser
Guy 2- I just change with my feelings
Guy- What are you trying to say ur Ruben?



ruben

gayest man ever want to be pimp cant get the ugliest gurl in school he sux at every sport and his dick is only 1/2 inch long when hes horny. but he got laid by his gay freind and he goes both ways he likes to wear thermal tighty whities and shows all the guys and he has the hairiest butt in the world he might be related to lisa and her hairy ***** his weenie is so small you cant even see it because of his hair its like Dr. J's fro in his free time he wacks off to tub girl and he goes to lemon party when hes bored. he wishes he was in that old mans spot. he gets old men with old saggy ball sackarroonies his poop is way too big to go down the toilet go check ratemypoo.com u can see his poop with peas in it its very gross because its ruben poop or u can go find his hairy man *****. you suck mouse dick all day. it's only 1/2 inch but thats okay. good luck finding it though through all the hair go buy a chainsaw to shave it first so you dont eat any hair. ruben will never have babies. ruben destroyed his babymaker. stephanie cut it off with her teeth. and ate thinking it was a **** tail weenie he had sex with a baby cuz he couldnt find some girl his own size. its too small 8- this a pic of his dick

he's the gayest man ever and so hairy he has to be a Ruben - pimp master

sheesh wheres your ***** Ruben??? -

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=ruben&page=1