I'm bored so give me some words to search on so I can laugh and make an *** out of myself at work

Word reccomended so far:


rustytrombone
hot carl
walrus


If you do the search please cut paste what you found

www.urbandictionary.com


example: dirty houdini

1. dirty houdini

When a female is reciving **** butt sex from the Dominant Male (headbanging) and he pulls out just before ejaculation and quietly hawks a loogie on to her back. Thinking he is done, she trund around and recieves a facefull of semen in her eyes."Dude i gave that ***** a dirty houdini last night just before i tossed her *** to the curb."

 

donkey punch




The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in **** sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her **** cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

"I donkey punched Meredith last night, and It was awesome"

 

cleavland steamer

When after having engaged in intercourse the male or female lets his/her partner fall asleep. Then he/she takes a crap on his/her chest and run away"I gave Carrie the old cleavland steamer so I didnt think she would be calling again"

 

one-eyed pirate
dirty sanchez

 

omg this is funnay

1. Sigma Pi

A social class of guido's and child molestation victims banded together, most frequently characterized by their spikey hair, sun tanned bodies, and acid washed jeans. They are the ultimate in cool and are known to give the best blow jobs and rim jobs out of any other Fraternity.

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=RubinCocked

1. RubinCocked link send redefine 1 thumb up
Throwing up after having very few alcoholic beverages.
Josh got RubinCocked last night and threw up all over my floor
Source: Jesus, Nov 24, 2003

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=seri

1. seri

incredibly awesome or powerful person; a famous person; a religious leader

many Christians might see Jesus as a SERI
Source: Brad Slocum, Oct 10, 2003

 

This one is for Eddie

1. chinglish

Speaking both English and Chinese in one's sentences.Example of a sentence in Chinglish:
"At K-mart, I buy -hen duo- clothes."

Notes:
"hen duo" means very many in Chinese. Also note the grammar error.

 

1. Moron

Another word for George W Bush. Someone who lacks one shred of intellectual curiosity. Someone who uses the word 'misunderestimated'Bush took first place at the world moron championships this year

 

2. impreza

4 door family shopping car with a large engine and turbo shoehorned into it gearbox made out of milk chocolate.

nearly always blue nearly always have gold wheels"man these feckin imprezas are everywhere there goes another one just like the one that went past 20 seconds ago"<repeat untill bored>

"dont gold wheels really suit imprezas"
Source: magpie_four, uk, Apr 30, 2005

 

1. walrus
When having sex with a girl, you *** in her mouth, then procede to punch her in the stomach while the load is in her mouth - causing the semen to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus

gross

 

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=soggynoodles


A famous postwhore on I-club. One who post just to post.
See postwhore.
Dude, don't be a soggynoodles on this forum too.

 

hahahahahahha

 

3. domokun

The symbol of anti-masturbation.
as seen in: "Everytime you mastrubate, god kills a kitten."
Source: Larry, Nov 23, 2004

 

1. cool kevin

noun. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
Wow that kid sure hordes his trash like a cool kevin.
Source: pseudonym, Jan 12, 2005