WT F!!!

I get home from SF this morning to find I was banned from NABISCO?

Can someone forward Carlos or Chelsea's e-mail to me to get this resolved...

Thanks
Eli

 

eh i would if i liked you but oh well

 

Let's just say what I've said all along, it's the end of NAZIOC. Those guys were idiots that night for abusing their powers. HA~!

 

OMFG ITS VAL what up


and what happened


and i pmed los for you he doesnt want email and i emaild chels for you 914 sucks haha

 

Dude why are we complaining about being banned? I been banned so many times I lost count so you got banned boo-****ing-hoo!...

 

cause i've been on the board for 3 years and a lot of my friends are on there....

 

Do you know why you got banned?

 

hey alex. turned out it was a mistake. they are re-doing my account now.

thanks
eli

 

I guess they are just mass banning people. Otherwise, how else could you ban someone by mistake.

 

Imprezer,

I'll be visiting my firm's Moscow office in August for a departmental expansion/training we're doing to re-engage our pro bono work in Afghanistan.

Which of the many brothel's (bardak) would you recommend for some **** bl'adki that don't require a gandon and employ the finest ****** imaginable?

You see, much like the opening scene of "Red Heat", where Schwartzenegger goes undercover into a nude steam filled co-ed gymnasium with sweaty breasts amidst and vaginal trails dripping with the finest salmon ruskie caviar secretion fusion from BUSHY perspired pubed **** warmers.......well, I envision myself at that exact same place or similar other - anally banging while lifting the left leg (like a dog pisses) of a red headed sweet fished woman named Tatiana in front of everyone soaking in the eucalyptus vapor as they spectate the hours of pain I inflict upon her rectal cavity, only pausing in intervals of every 48 minutes for her to reach around and salivate on my vein popped hard bratwurst as lubricant for the next bl'adovat' , preferably named - Ludmilla.

The above-mentioned vision is my precise goal to replicate as a reality before I propose to my girl here in the states. I need to soil my oats, so to speak, amongst the vodka ladden streets of Moscow, without over-stepping the boundries of any socialist acts of sex that may now be prohibited, post-czar.

I'd really like to enable at least 7 la femme nikitas to have the ability to deficate their feces in greater diameters (approx. by 48%^ ) by the time I arrive back at the terrorist-friendly LAX.

Please advise at your earliest convenience on your suggestive information and any potential avoidances within such Brothels/Co-ed steam rooms.

Respectfully,

-OLMEK

 

Oh, by the way.....what's up Eli! - LMEK