avast! today be talk like a pirate day ARRrrr
avast! today be talk like a pirate day ARRrrr
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A ***** pump be a cylinder that be fitted o'er th' *****, wi' a manual or motorized pump t' create suction. As th' apparatus creates a vacuum around th' *****, blood be drawn into th' *****, helpin' 't t' become engorged. As vacuum increases, th' difference between th' inner blood-pressure an' th' pump pressure increases as well; excessive pressure causes vascular damage rather than a harder *****.
***** pumps, usually described in this context as vacuum pumps, be havin' use in conventional treatment o' impotence. Th' pump itself be essentially as described above, although often made t' higher standards o' quality wi' a much higher price, an' arrangements fer distribution by suppliers o' medical equipment. One or more flexible compression rings, commonly called **** rings, be fitted on th' open end o' th' cylinder, then an erection be created by pumpin'. Then th' rings be pushed by hand onto th' base o' th' erect ***** before releasin' th' vacuum. This enables th' erection t' be held e'en in th' presence o' problems o' th' vascular or nervous system which would otherwise lead t' smart-like loss o' erection. In th' best circumstances erections can be maintained fer a considerable time, but manufacturers` literature recommends that, fer safety, rings ortin' ta be removed after nay more than 30 minutes. Havin' rough sex can also result in th' burstin' o' a blood vessel.
***** pumps be also used fer masturbation. In Augst 2006, Oklahoma district court judge Donald Thompson be sentenced t' four voyages in prison fer repeatedly havin' masturbated wi' a ***** pump while presidin' o'er court cases.
Pumpin' must be done very carefully t' avoid injury. Over-enthusiastic pumpin' can burst blood vessels an' form blisters. In some cases th' ********* can be unexpectedly pulled into th' cylinder an' cause severe pain an' injury. 'Tis also believed that th' rim o' th' cylinder can cut into th' skin an' o'er time cause damage t' th' ligaments surroundin' th' *****. Impatiently pumpin' without readin' explanatory material can produce too much suction (any pressure lower than 10 torr) an' cause permanent injury. Attempts at usin' vacuum clister units fer this purpose be havin' resulted in severe injury as th' machine produces far too much suction. If th' base un'tis used without a hose thar be also th' danger o' comin' into contact wi' th' rapidly-rotatin' fan.
A ***** pump be a cylinder that be fitted o'er th' *****, wi' a manual or motorized pump t' create suction. As th' apparatus creates a vacuum around th' *****, blood be drawn into th' *****, helpin' 't t' become engorged. As vacuum increases, th' difference between th' inner blood-pressure an' th' pump pressure increases as well; excessive pressure causes vascular damage rather than a harder *****.
***** pumps, usually described in this context as vacuum pumps, be havin' use in conventional treatment o' impotence. Th' pump itself be essentially as described above, although often made t' higher standards o' quality wi' a much higher price, an' arrangements fer distribution by suppliers o' medical equipment. One or more flexible compression rings, commonly called **** rings, be fitted on th' open end o' th' cylinder, then an erection be created by pumpin'. Then th' rings be pushed by hand onto th' base o' th' erect ***** before releasin' th' vacuum. This enables th' erection t' be held e'en in th' presence o' problems o' th' vascular or nervous system which would otherwise lead t' smart-like loss o' erection. In th' best circumstances erections can be maintained fer a considerable time, but manufacturers` literature recommends that, fer safety, rings ortin' ta be removed after nay more than 30 minutes. Havin' rough sex can also result in th' burstin' o' a blood vessel.
***** pumps be also used fer masturbation. In Augst 2006, Oklahoma district court judge Donald Thompson be sentenced t' four voyages in prison fer repeatedly havin' masturbated wi' a ***** pump while presidin' o'er court cases.
Pumpin' must be done very carefully t' avoid injury. Over-enthusiastic pumpin' can burst blood vessels an' form blisters. In some cases th' ********* can be unexpectedly pulled into th' cylinder an' cause severe pain an' injury. 'Tis also believed that th' rim o' th' cylinder can cut into th' skin an' o'er time cause damage t' th' ligaments surroundin' th' *****. Impatiently pumpin' without readin' explanatory material can produce too much suction (any pressure lower than 10 torr) an' cause permanent injury. Attempts at usin' vacuum clister units fer this purpose be havin' resulted in severe injury as th' machine produces far too much suction. If th' base un'tis used without a hose thar be also th' danger o' comin' into contact wi' th' rapidly-rotatin' fan.
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A ***** pump be a cylinder that be fitted o'er th' *****, wi' a manual or motorized pump t' create suction. As th' apparatus creates a vacuum around th' *****, blood be drawn into th' *****, helpin' 't t' become engorged. As vacuum increases, th' difference between th' inner blood-pressure an' th' pump pressure increases as well; excessive pressure causes vascular damage rather than a harder *****.
***** pumps, usually described in this context as vacuum pumps, be havin' use in conventional treatment o' impotence. Th' pump itself be essentially as described above, although often made t' higher standards o' quality wi' a much higher price, an' arrangements fer distribution by suppliers o' medical equipment. One or more flexible compression rings, commonly called **** rings, be fitted on th' open end o' th' cylinder, then an erection be created by pumpin'. Then th' rings be pushed by hand onto th' base o' th' erect ***** before releasin' th' vacuum. This enables th' erection t' be held e'en in th' presence o' problems o' th' vascular or nervous system which would otherwise lead t' smart-like loss o' erection. In th' best circumstances erections can be maintained fer a considerable time, but manufacturers` literature recommends that, fer safety, rings ortin' ta be removed after nay more than 30 minutes. Havin' rough sex can also result in th' burstin' o' a blood vessel.
***** pumps be also used fer masturbation. In Augst 2006, Oklahoma district court judge Donald Thompson be sentenced t' four voyages in prison fer repeatedly havin' masturbated wi' a ***** pump while presidin' o'er court cases.
Pumpin' must be done very carefully t' avoid injury. Over-enthusiastic pumpin' can burst blood vessels an' form blisters. In some cases th' ********* can be unexpectedly pulled into th' cylinder an' cause severe pain an' injury. 'Tis also believed that th' rim o' th' cylinder can cut into th' skin an' o'er time cause damage t' th' ligaments surroundin' th' *****. Impatiently pumpin' without readin' explanatory material can produce too much suction (any pressure lower than 10 torr) an' cause permanent injury. Attempts at usin' vacuum clister units fer this purpose be havin' resulted in severe injury as th' machine produces far too much suction. If th' base un'tis used without a hose thar be also th' danger o' comin' into contact wi' th' rapidly-rotatin' fan.
A ***** pump be a cylinder that be fitted o'er th' *****, wi' a manual or motorized pump t' create suction. As th' apparatus creates a vacuum around th' *****, blood be drawn into th' *****, helpin' 't t' become engorged. As vacuum increases, th' difference between th' inner blood-pressure an' th' pump pressure increases as well; excessive pressure causes vascular damage rather than a harder *****.
***** pumps, usually described in this context as vacuum pumps, be havin' use in conventional treatment o' impotence. Th' pump itself be essentially as described above, although often made t' higher standards o' quality wi' a much higher price, an' arrangements fer distribution by suppliers o' medical equipment. One or more flexible compression rings, commonly called **** rings, be fitted on th' open end o' th' cylinder, then an erection be created by pumpin'. Then th' rings be pushed by hand onto th' base o' th' erect ***** before releasin' th' vacuum. This enables th' erection t' be held e'en in th' presence o' problems o' th' vascular or nervous system which would otherwise lead t' smart-like loss o' erection. In th' best circumstances erections can be maintained fer a considerable time, but manufacturers` literature recommends that, fer safety, rings ortin' ta be removed after nay more than 30 minutes. Havin' rough sex can also result in th' burstin' o' a blood vessel.
***** pumps be also used fer masturbation. In Augst 2006, Oklahoma district court judge Donald Thompson be sentenced t' four voyages in prison fer repeatedly havin' masturbated wi' a ***** pump while presidin' o'er court cases.
Pumpin' must be done very carefully t' avoid injury. Over-enthusiastic pumpin' can burst blood vessels an' form blisters. In some cases th' ********* can be unexpectedly pulled into th' cylinder an' cause severe pain an' injury. 'Tis also believed that th' rim o' th' cylinder can cut into th' skin an' o'er time cause damage t' th' ligaments surroundin' th' *****. Impatiently pumpin' without readin' explanatory material can produce too much suction (any pressure lower than 10 torr) an' cause permanent injury. Attempts at usin' vacuum clister units fer this purpose be havin' resulted in severe injury as th' machine produces far too much suction. If th' base un'tis used without a hose thar be also th' danger o' comin' into contact wi' th' rapidly-rotatin' fan.
you could have just said so not try to hint at it
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