Jesus built my hotrod.

 

Jesus is my Homeboy

 

No offense, because I'm glad you've found a religion that can help you and make you happy. But do you think Jesus would appreciate posting about your own baptism just for attention on a car club? I mean...he did preach humility above all else...


Congratulations on the baptism though.

 

So how does that work?

Is that when the priest lays you down, whips it out and pisses all over your face in a cross like pattern while burning incense, drinking cheap wine, fingering an altar boy's hole and chanting in latin?

I think I read that somewhere, but why the hell would you want to subject yourself to it?

 

They fill the pool,tub, or whatever with water and dunk you. Fanito.

 

And the reason you get in the dunk tank is?

 

It repersents the death and resurrection of Jesus Christ.

 

Is he that fake dead god on a stick dude?

Seriously, someone brainwashed you in to believing that comic book crap? Turned water in to wine, came back from the dead, son of god born to an unwed mother fairy tale?

I am going to let you in on a little secret here, the church only wants your money and the ability to brainwash you to vote the way they see fit that will get them more political power. They don't give a rats *** about you or your well being or they would not ask you to sit in their brainwashing sessions and give up your hard earned money.

 

Is that so?

I am sorry, but I believe you have that mixed up with some other religion/cult. Apparently you don't know all that much about Christianity if you believe those things. I truely feel sorry for you for whatever experiences you have had in the past to have you draw those conclusions.

 

Church/Cult/Business - there really is no difference.

So are you telling me that the church you go to does not pass a collection plate or ask for money in any way shape or form from their "flock of Sheep"? Hell even the bible makes fun of the dumb people by comparing the followers to a stupid animal that gets used by it's onwer. Just like sheep, you are used by the church to provide them clothing, food, and in some cases sexual gratification...

 

Tron street races for jesus

 

Who doesn't

 

I think it symbolizes the washing away of your sins, catholics believe in baptisim at birth, probably because they believe you're born the product of a sin.

 

We had this super religious lady working for us. Just to push her buttons a coworker went up to her and said "relligion is a crutch for people with weak minds".

I don't care what you believe....that **** is funny and the look on her face was priceless. Like she was gonna have a seizure or something.

 

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