View Poll Results: Do you use a seat gasket?
No, I am ****brick and hold it 'till I get home
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Yes, I go at work but do not always use a seat gasket.
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Yes, I go at work and am not an dirty animal.
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 09:29 AM
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Okay, this I totally don't understand. I'm finishing up at the urinal and a guy walks straight into a stall and starts making a deposit at the First Bank of Porcelin.

Wait a second, there was no rustle of seat gasket. Just straight onto the bowl. I work with health professionals, right?

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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by ryball
Okay, this I totally don't understand. I'm finishing up at the urinal and a guy walks straight into a stall and starts making a deposit at the First Bank of Porcelin.

Wait a second, there was no rustle of seat gasket. Just straight onto the bowl. I work with health professionals, right?

WTeffing-efF
If everyone else uses an assgasket then why should he? It should be spottless.
Old Apr 21, 2006 | 09:49 AM
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god punishes those that don't use an *** gasket by placing super glue on the seat
Old Apr 21, 2006 | 09:53 AM
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Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
If everyone else uses an assgasket then why should he? It should be spottless.
That make me want to throw up.
Old Apr 21, 2006 | 10:15 AM
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 10:21 AM
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donkey
yes.
Old Apr 21, 2006 | 10:24 AM
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I double up on *** gaskets.
Old Apr 21, 2006 | 11:36 AM
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I double up on taking it up the ***.
Wow.
Old Apr 21, 2006 | 11:39 AM
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Who needs an *** gasket when you can "hover" ;-D
Old Apr 21, 2006 | 11:41 AM
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Who needs an *** gasket when you can "hover" ;-D
girls "hover". Men need leverage.
Old Apr 21, 2006 | 11:51 AM
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girls "hover". Men need leverage.

haha this is making me want to go punish the porcelain right now... damn coffee
Old Apr 21, 2006 | 11:53 AM
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Hmmm...I NEVER use public toilets other than takin a wizz... i just dont find it clean and its an uncomfortable feeling doodoo-ing somewhere other than a familiar place.
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 11:54 AM
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Wow.
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Old Apr 21, 2006 | 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
If everyone else uses an assgasket then why should he? It should be spottless.
ugh
Old Apr 21, 2006 | 12:33 PM
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Originally Posted by WRXSTIFTW
Hmmm...I NEVER use public toilets other than takin a wizz... i just dont find it clean and its an uncomfortable feeling doodoo-ing somewhere other than a familiar place.

I just don't like the splash effect. Of course, you can prepare the LZ by dropping in some TP first, but still...the risk remains.



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