wtf is this tuesday BS?
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I gotta go to work today...
I just got done watch "Click"... good lord that's a sad *** ****ing movie... I never get sad in movies but that **** owned me
I just got done watch "Click"... good lord that's a sad *** ****ing movie... I never get sad in movies but that **** owned me
Bad Santa is AWESOME!
"**** me Santa, **** Me Santa, **** me Santa..."
Gotta get some sleep so I have enough energy to wake up and send my present back. Internet shopping FTW!!!
"**** me Santa, **** Me Santa, **** me Santa..."
Gotta get some sleep so I have enough energy to wake up and send my present back. Internet shopping FTW!!!
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From: Front pleated TWill pants...
Car Info: 2004 PSM WRX
Originally Posted by sonicsuby
Did you include the "F U BUDDY"?
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From: Kansas - BAIC 4 LIFE!
Car Info: 96 Brighton Coupe Swap
YOU MIGHT BE A RACER IF.......
- You think the primary purpose of wings is to PREVENT flight.
- You take your helmet along when you go to buy new eyeglasses.
- You feel compelled on a road trip to beat your previous best "lap" time.
- When something falls off of your car, you wonder how much weight you just saved
. - When you hear 'overcooked it', instead of food you think 'off the track'.
- You change engine oil for something to do, even if the lawn hasn't been mowed in weeks
.- You sometimes hear little noises from your passengers when you get on the throttle right after turning in.
- You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind how to take a highway off-ramp.
- Your email address refers to your race bike rather than to you. {Aprilia94, JetCityRacer, Kneedragger, etc....}
- You walk proper lines through the grocery store.
- You've been known to yell "check your mirrors' dammit!" at your television.
- You've paid $14.00 a gallon for gas without complaining.
- You buy new parts because you don't know where you put the spares.
- You take a second mortage to cover this years racing budget.
- Then you find that you need a new house because you've outgrown your garage and the neighbors are threatening violence if you park one more car in the front yard.(despite having an eight "car" garage.) _
- The requirements you give your real estate agent are (in order of importance):
____ 1) 8 car climate controlled garage with an attached dyno room.
____ 2) Outside parking for 6 cars, a motorhome, a crew cab dualie, a 28' toybox trailer and a 34' 5th wheel.
____ 3) 3 phase 220V outlets in the garage for your welder.
____ 4) A grease pit.
____ 5) Convenient to a hazardous waste disposal site.
____ 6) Deaf neighbors.
____ 7) Across the street from a race shop.
____ 8) Some sort of house with a working toilet and shower on the property somewhere -or- hookups for the motorhome.
- You measure all family acquisitions in terms of the number of race tires that could have been purchased.
- You know well that Orthodontic work is the equivalent of three sets of tires.
- You look at the purchase of tools as a long term investment.
- Your wife says, "If you buy another set of tires, I'm leaving."
- You send her a card every time you win a race, and usually at Christmas.
- Your garage is bigger than the house.
- More than one racer supply house recognizes your voice and greets you by name when you call.
- You have parts in your cubicle at work.
- You think the last line of the Star Spangled Banner is: "Racers, start your engines!"
- If you can't remember when you last worked on weekdays and rested on weekends.
- Your Christmas list begins with a set of Carillo rods & a STM slipper (and your 'significant other' knows what these are).
- After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?" the next question is always: "And you do this for fun? Right?"
- You have a separate drawer for 'garage clothes'.
- People only know you by your truck, car number and helmet color.
- Your friends don't recognize you without a helmet.
- People know you by your "off"s". "Oh, you're the one that crashed in the Bus Stop at Buttonwillow last weekend during 750 SBK! You OK? Wow!"
- You talk to other cars on the road, calling them by the manufacturers name. - Your first date involves asking her to crew for you.
- Your criteria for selecting a significant other include repair skills & how she looks holding an umbrella. Air tools optional.
- You plan your wedding around the race schedule.
- You astound the clerk at Sears by bringing in a snapped screwdriver every week or so.
- You remember the dates and details of every race you've ever been in, but can't remember your phone number.
- Your family brings the couch into the garage so they can spend some time with you.
- You complain when cars in front of you on highway off-ramps don't stay on the line, causing your exit speed to drop.
- A neighbor asks if you have any oil, to which you query, "Synthetic or organic?" and they reply, "Vegetable or corn."
- You refer to the corner down the street from your house as "Turn One."
- You look at the fire hydrant at that corner and see an apex marker.
- You always late apex the intersection and try to pass a few cars coming out.
- Everywhere you go, you try to find the fastest line through the turn.
- You will gladly pay up to $8 for a quart of engine oil.
- You hate long distance driving, but you will gladly drive 800 miles to the race track.
- You've ever tried to convince your wife you needed that flow bench to fix the air filter on her station wagon.
- You save broken parts as "mementos".
- Your last several freeway forays included just brushing the curbs as you apexed the on-ramps perfectly....
- You've found your lawn mower runs pretty good on 108 octane gas (but doesn't particularly care for alcohol).
- The local shop won't honor the warranty on any part you have been within 50 yards of...
- The parts manager at your local dealer mutters "dear Lord" under his breath after he sees the size of your parts list.
- The local police and state Highway Patrol have a picture of you taped to their dashboard.
- You spend more time polishing than you do bathing.
- Instead of pictures in your wallet, you have lap time slips.
- You enjoy riding through wet, empty parking lots and using the brake to kick the back end out.
- White smoke coming out from under your tires is a common sight.
- You consider the redline a "conservative suggestion" and the rev limiter "a fun limiter"
- You spend more on insurance premiums than on food.
- Your idea of a good time is sitting around figuring out the ideal final drive ratio for different tracks.
- You have racing shops programmed on on your speed dialer.
- You own five cars and only one of them is street legal.
- You know the lap times of your riding mower and want to improve them.
- You've embarrassed your significant other at least once by insisting on wearing your full face helmet while driving.
- You know the "racing line" of every turn in your daily commute, including your alternate routes, and practice hitting them every day.
- You quote your street tire wear life in weeks rather than miles.
- If you are too sick to work but feel well enough to go for a ride.
- If you called in sick to work only to break your arm while "sick" at the track.
- You regularly test your rev limiter on that straight that's a little too long for 3rd but not worth going into 4th for.
- You've started looking for sponsors in your daily commute.
- After you tell your wife/girlfriend where you'd like to go on your vacation she answers: "Why... is there a race there?"
- You think the primary purpose of wings is to PREVENT flight.
- You take your helmet along when you go to buy new eyeglasses.
- You feel compelled on a road trip to beat your previous best "lap" time.
- When something falls off of your car, you wonder how much weight you just saved
. - When you hear 'overcooked it', instead of food you think 'off the track'.
- You change engine oil for something to do, even if the lawn hasn't been mowed in weeks
.- You sometimes hear little noises from your passengers when you get on the throttle right after turning in.
- You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind how to take a highway off-ramp.
- Your email address refers to your race bike rather than to you. {Aprilia94, JetCityRacer, Kneedragger, etc....}
- You walk proper lines through the grocery store.
- You've been known to yell "check your mirrors' dammit!" at your television.
- You've paid $14.00 a gallon for gas without complaining.
- You buy new parts because you don't know where you put the spares.
- You take a second mortage to cover this years racing budget.
- Then you find that you need a new house because you've outgrown your garage and the neighbors are threatening violence if you park one more car in the front yard.(despite having an eight "car" garage.) _
- The requirements you give your real estate agent are (in order of importance):
____ 1) 8 car climate controlled garage with an attached dyno room.
____ 2) Outside parking for 6 cars, a motorhome, a crew cab dualie, a 28' toybox trailer and a 34' 5th wheel.
____ 3) 3 phase 220V outlets in the garage for your welder.
____ 4) A grease pit.
____ 5) Convenient to a hazardous waste disposal site.
____ 6) Deaf neighbors.
____ 7) Across the street from a race shop.
____ 8) Some sort of house with a working toilet and shower on the property somewhere -or- hookups for the motorhome.
- You measure all family acquisitions in terms of the number of race tires that could have been purchased.
- You know well that Orthodontic work is the equivalent of three sets of tires.
- You look at the purchase of tools as a long term investment.
- Your wife says, "If you buy another set of tires, I'm leaving."
- You send her a card every time you win a race, and usually at Christmas.
- Your garage is bigger than the house.
- More than one racer supply house recognizes your voice and greets you by name when you call.
- You have parts in your cubicle at work.
- You think the last line of the Star Spangled Banner is: "Racers, start your engines!"
- If you can't remember when you last worked on weekdays and rested on weekends.
- Your Christmas list begins with a set of Carillo rods & a STM slipper (and your 'significant other' knows what these are).
- After your answer to "What did you do this weekend?" the next question is always: "And you do this for fun? Right?"
- You have a separate drawer for 'garage clothes'.
- People only know you by your truck, car number and helmet color.
- Your friends don't recognize you without a helmet.
- People know you by your "off"s". "Oh, you're the one that crashed in the Bus Stop at Buttonwillow last weekend during 750 SBK! You OK? Wow!"
- You talk to other cars on the road, calling them by the manufacturers name. - Your first date involves asking her to crew for you.
- Your criteria for selecting a significant other include repair skills & how she looks holding an umbrella. Air tools optional.
- You plan your wedding around the race schedule.
- You astound the clerk at Sears by bringing in a snapped screwdriver every week or so.
- You remember the dates and details of every race you've ever been in, but can't remember your phone number.
- Your family brings the couch into the garage so they can spend some time with you.
- You complain when cars in front of you on highway off-ramps don't stay on the line, causing your exit speed to drop.
- A neighbor asks if you have any oil, to which you query, "Synthetic or organic?" and they reply, "Vegetable or corn."
- You refer to the corner down the street from your house as "Turn One."
- You look at the fire hydrant at that corner and see an apex marker.
- You always late apex the intersection and try to pass a few cars coming out.
- Everywhere you go, you try to find the fastest line through the turn.
- You will gladly pay up to $8 for a quart of engine oil.
- You hate long distance driving, but you will gladly drive 800 miles to the race track.
- You've ever tried to convince your wife you needed that flow bench to fix the air filter on her station wagon.
- You save broken parts as "mementos".
- Your last several freeway forays included just brushing the curbs as you apexed the on-ramps perfectly....
- You've found your lawn mower runs pretty good on 108 octane gas (but doesn't particularly care for alcohol).
- The local shop won't honor the warranty on any part you have been within 50 yards of...
- The parts manager at your local dealer mutters "dear Lord" under his breath after he sees the size of your parts list.
- The local police and state Highway Patrol have a picture of you taped to their dashboard.
- You spend more time polishing than you do bathing.
- Instead of pictures in your wallet, you have lap time slips.
- You enjoy riding through wet, empty parking lots and using the brake to kick the back end out.
- White smoke coming out from under your tires is a common sight.
- You consider the redline a "conservative suggestion" and the rev limiter "a fun limiter"
- You spend more on insurance premiums than on food.
- Your idea of a good time is sitting around figuring out the ideal final drive ratio for different tracks.
- You have racing shops programmed on on your speed dialer.
- You own five cars and only one of them is street legal.
- You know the lap times of your riding mower and want to improve them.
- You've embarrassed your significant other at least once by insisting on wearing your full face helmet while driving.
- You know the "racing line" of every turn in your daily commute, including your alternate routes, and practice hitting them every day.
- You quote your street tire wear life in weeks rather than miles.
- If you are too sick to work but feel well enough to go for a ride.
- If you called in sick to work only to break your arm while "sick" at the track.
- You regularly test your rev limiter on that straight that's a little too long for 3rd but not worth going into 4th for.
- You've started looking for sponsors in your daily commute.
- After you tell your wife/girlfriend where you'd like to go on your vacation she answers: "Why... is there a race there?"
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From: Kansas - BAIC 4 LIFE!
Car Info: 96 Brighton Coupe Swap
Originally Posted by GT35 STI
my body was hearing the alarm... but it was taunting me... daring me... not to wake up to it... but i did!!! yay me??? i'm not sure if I exactly won
