Why is it that whenever you go to Walmart past, let's say mindight, no matter what city/suburb/whatever you are in, you always see the following group of people: ?!?!?!??!

A HUGE woman probably mid to late 30's to 40's too much makeup in a tubetop and shorts or a skirt that is way too small in pantyhose and leopard print fuzzy slippers. Two daughters and her boyfriend.

Daughter #1. Total *****. Too much makeup also, less clothes than her mother, high heels she can't walk in, holding her dirty baby in just a diaper that she stole from the store 3 minutes ago.

Daughter #2. Maybe a year or two older than daughter #1's daughter. Dressed like a miniature fat *****. Too much makeup.

"Momma's" boyfriend. Skinny inbred cooter. Wearing cutoff's, a "Mac truck" hat and a torn t-shirt. Staring at daughter #1 like a fresh inmate.

Conversation as follows.

D1: "Momma, whaddoyoo think about this?" (holds up Walmart ***** clothes)

Momma: "Gimme that." (grabs it and holds it up to herself) "I think i'd look good on me."

BF: "Hey baby, can you buy me this?" (holds up some random hick thing)

 

:rotfl: I'm telling you. The freaks come out at night....the freaks come out at night..

I know you're talking about EG Walmart.

 

Daughter #1 is always my favorite - they'll meet you out behind wal-mart (next to the dumpsters) for a quicky.

 

You knooooooooow??!?!!?

 

that could be any walmart...

about a year ago they installed the self checkout aisles at the one in Ranco. worst_idea_evAr!!1! no *******, the machines don't take food stamps!

 

I saw one guy at the self checkout try 4 cards before finally getting one that wasn't rejected.

 

:rotfl:

 

dude, that used to be me trying to buy lunch at sac state back when i was a broke *** college student.

 

wow the customers at your wal-mart speak english?

 

A dialect, yes.

 

or you see 'proles' ... fat women with faded color airbrushed t-shirts usually with some type of wild animal brushed on the front, like a glistening waterscape with a dolphin in mid-air. Or a wild white tiger or maby even a bald eagle, the eagles tend to be more common in male proles.

 

Don't forget glitter and unnescessary non-functional buttons.

 

I once got followed around a HI wal-mart at 2AM by a pack of TV/TS.