OOOOOOOHHHHHH, i gotcha now, well in that case Wyoming is filled to the brim with rednecks, it pisses me off, they all think they are the baddest **** to ever hit town, the try to flaunt off their old *** 1981 trucks "that has a magnaflow" (direct quote) so its loud but has..........



















NO *****

 

says the child who drives a bone stock 1996 Impreza Brighton.

 

I guess I should so some work today

 

You might want to try to do some work, too.

 

did you pick it up and put it in the tree? I would have ran out of your shop screaming

 

P.S.


Me > All


I got a McMuffin and a Hashbrown for a dollar this morning because McDonalds ATM was broken and they only accepted cash. He was like


Mexican: 'I can't accept your card"...
Me: "Umm... Well... what am I suppose to do about that..."
Mexican: "Do you have cash?"
Me: "No... That's why I'm using a card..."
Mexican: "Well....(says something I have no idea what he is saying)... *walks away"
Me: *backs up the line ALOT*
Mexican: ..... *still away*....
Me: ......
Mexican: Well, do you have any quarters or anything?
Me: I have a dollar!
Mexican: "That's fine, we can do it for a dollar this time"
Me: *gives dollar*
Me: *Drives off with McDonalds breakfast goodness for a dollar*



Almost makes up for the **** blockage I got last night from this bombbbbbb girl at the club

 

True but when my Brighton gets up to 30mph faster, when they try to race me, and i can squel the tires louder in an AWD car, I know my cars has no ***** but these trucks are worse

p.s. i don't think that counts as racing since the speed limit is never broken, its simply just a launch, followed by regular driving, if any mods find my post as a racing story i'm sorry

 

Damn, that makes me a 'hillbillie'

 

Don't you have some lame end users to go service?

 

If you know that your car gets all the way up to 30mph faster than their trucks, clearly you raced them. You don't have to go over the speed limit for it to be considered a race. Not to mention that the launch as you call it can be considered an unsafe start or exhibition of acceleration in many states.

And you owe my company a new keyboard by the way. When I read "Brighton" and "launch" used together, I laughed so hard my coffee was forcibly propelled out of my mouth and on to said keyboard.

 

What's the point in racing them/getting ahead of them? You know they're neutered, and after having shown them up, you now have an angry/embarrassed redneck behind, tailgating you? Always nice to have a beater truck with more-than-likely worse brakes licking your bumper. Not trying to stir the pot, just wondering. I have similar situations happen where I live and I just let them go by.

 

I have a friend who got Exhibition of speed for barking his tires. No speed limit was ever broken, and no one was next to him to be racing. Cop did not care

 

Yes, but that is the Peoples' Republic of Kalifornia. In Wyoming, if you don't do a burnout at a stoplight, the cop pulls you over for being a *****.

 

Yeah, it does.

 

not yet.