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Decided to datalog on the way home last night. Laptop made it 15 minutes before dying. :cries:
So I was bored today and decided I'd ride the other boxer to work to pick up the charger. click....click...click.....damn.. I gues I hadn't ridden since october.
Jump started it and it was all good. On the way back a Z06 and some Porche were cat and mousing. I stayed back until arden traffic hit. cars=lolz. buh bye.
Pizza nuker just anounced task completion. me eats.
So I was bored today and decided I'd ride the other boxer to work to pick up the charger. click....click...click.....damn.. I gues I hadn't ridden since october.
Jump started it and it was all good. On the way back a Z06 and some Porche were cat and mousing. I stayed back until arden traffic hit. cars=lolz. buh bye.
Pizza nuker just anounced task completion. me eats.
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Decided to datalog on the way home last night. Laptop made it 15 minutes before dying. :cries:
So I was bored today and decided I'd ride the other boxer to work to pick up the charger. click....click...click.....damn.. I gues I hadn't ridden since october.
Jump started it and it was all good. On the way back a Z06 and some Porche were cat and mousing. I stayed back until arden traffic hit. cars=lolz. buh bye.
Pizza nuker just anounced task completion. me eats.
So I was bored today and decided I'd ride the other boxer to work to pick up the charger. click....click...click.....damn.. I gues I hadn't ridden since october.
Jump started it and it was all good. On the way back a Z06 and some Porche were cat and mousing. I stayed back until arden traffic hit. cars=lolz. buh bye.
Pizza nuker just anounced task completion. me eats.
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Decided to datalog on the way home last night. Laptop made it 15 minutes before dying. :cries:
So I was bored today and decided I'd ride the other boxer to work to pick up the charger. click....click...click.....damn.. I gues I hadn't ridden since october.
Jump started it and it was all good. On the way back a Z06 and some Porche were cat and mousing. I stayed back until arden traffic hit. cars=lolz. buh bye.
Pizza nuker just anounced task completion. me eats.
So I was bored today and decided I'd ride the other boxer to work to pick up the charger. click....click...click.....damn.. I gues I hadn't ridden since october.
Jump started it and it was all good. On the way back a Z06 and some Porche were cat and mousing. I stayed back until arden traffic hit. cars=lolz. buh bye.
Pizza nuker just anounced task completion. me eats.
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Haha! Splitting lanes last night was the worst time ive ever had. Anything thats not sun behind them, drivers freak the **** out! I was in a Full straight line drift rear wheel locked to avoid two cars that smacked each other merging into my lane... I was going to be smooshed! I need 8mm spools for the bike, this thing is getting parked! It was just a bit redic!
I don't use my hibeam at night because I think it's harder for others to judge my distance.
Does your bike have markers? Mine doesn't. I think it might help a little. I also think the one yellow bulb helps too.
I've been taking note of the dawn/dusk times while driving to/from work. We're almost there. Don't give up.
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My bike is philthy. I ran out of Protect All
Zoiks!
I don't use my hibeam at night because I think it's harder for others to judge my distance.
Does your bike have markers? Mine doesn't. I think it might help a little. I also think the one yellow bulb helps too.
I've been taking note of the dawn/dusk times while driving to/from work. We're almost there. Don't give up.
I don't use my hibeam at night because I think it's harder for others to judge my distance.
Does your bike have markers? Mine doesn't. I think it might help a little. I also think the one yellow bulb helps too.
I've been taking note of the dawn/dusk times while driving to/from work. We're almost there. Don't give up.
People just can't drive, they are ****ing retarded.
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I was cooking a frozen California Pizza Kitchen brand barbeque chicken pizza in my 240 volt General Electric brand Advantium oven that uses both microwave energy and 3 1500 watt halogen bulbs to destroy cold and all of it's babies. My food burns in a hell more fierce than Hell before it meets my belly. The oven was beeping to tell me the food was done.
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Rolling V.I.P tonight 
Limo and everything! Balllin!!! Meeting a party bus full of girls(hopefully it's just one girl in there, and the reason she is in the bus is because she can't fit in a normal car)... I'm ready to hulahoop dat hoe!
Limo and everything! Balllin!!! Meeting a party bus full of girls(hopefully it's just one girl in there, and the reason she is in the bus is because she can't fit in a normal car)... I'm ready to hulahoop dat hoe!
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Deja vu... the sensation you are reading a daily thread you have read before....
evening of epic proportion....
being the sober bouncer at an 8th birthday party full of track, dance, and cheer team girls. 16 girls, age 17-19 and 3 dudes.... hot girl that just got dumped and cant do flying splits hit on me cause i was ignoring her abnoxious ***... told me she wanted to ****. i lol'd and pointed her at the 17 year old dude... he dropped the ball =/
igot to break up and attempted strip (woulda let it go but sh fell over... just sad at that point), was made "offers" if i could produce more liquor, and carry hot drunk chicks to bed while the fondled me. got to kick some jackasses out and act tough too... comedy
i also met the coolest chick ever. period. not leave your wife hot but dam fine. coolest-girl-inthe-room and didnt know it. shot the **** with her for like 3 hours. crazy smart.... wearing a one-zee pajama outfit... we had a heated yelling match about fiscal policy for an hour which ended with her smacking me because i said she'd make a good congresswoman or pornstar because "your lips move and move and move but are still only good for sucking my *****." then she brought me "im sorry" cupcakes.... ****ing win
brains and dsl....want.
i told her to call me when she turns 18.
being the sober bouncer at an 8th birthday party full of track, dance, and cheer team girls. 16 girls, age 17-19 and 3 dudes.... hot girl that just got dumped and cant do flying splits hit on me cause i was ignoring her abnoxious ***... told me she wanted to ****. i lol'd and pointed her at the 17 year old dude... he dropped the ball =/
igot to break up and attempted strip (woulda let it go but sh fell over... just sad at that point), was made "offers" if i could produce more liquor, and carry hot drunk chicks to bed while the fondled me. got to kick some jackasses out and act tough too... comedy
i also met the coolest chick ever. period. not leave your wife hot but dam fine. coolest-girl-inthe-room and didnt know it. shot the **** with her for like 3 hours. crazy smart.... wearing a one-zee pajama outfit... we had a heated yelling match about fiscal policy for an hour which ended with her smacking me because i said she'd make a good congresswoman or pornstar because "your lips move and move and move but are still only good for sucking my *****." then she brought me "im sorry" cupcakes.... ****ing win
brains and dsl....want.
i told her to call me when she turns 18.
so I may or may not have pissed somone off on another Subaru forum...
The guys short story was that he was break checked and the collision took off part of his front bumper, and he was *****ing and moaning about it. The details were that this car ahead of him was acting like a dick every time the suby tried to pass and brake checked him numerous times. I said the suby driver was an idiot for not gettig himself out of the situation by backing off and letting the other car have room because he obviously didnt want the suby that close or he wouldn't have been brake checking him. His response was that he hit the other car when the car brake checked him as he checked his blind spot, and anyone would have made the impact at 1 car length behind. Oh, and the suby driver is a cop and took no responsibility for being too close. Doest the highway and travel safety board reccomend NOT passing erratic drivers for this very reason? And I don't know what the laws are in Maine, where he is, but 1 car length is not sufficient following distance at the 60+ mph that he mentioned.
Oh, I mean I may or may not have called him a idiot for said actions.
(I condone neither cars actions, but if I were tailgating and it caused an accident due to brake checking, I would take partial blame.)
The guys short story was that he was break checked and the collision took off part of his front bumper, and he was *****ing and moaning about it. The details were that this car ahead of him was acting like a dick every time the suby tried to pass and brake checked him numerous times. I said the suby driver was an idiot for not gettig himself out of the situation by backing off and letting the other car have room because he obviously didnt want the suby that close or he wouldn't have been brake checking him. His response was that he hit the other car when the car brake checked him as he checked his blind spot, and anyone would have made the impact at 1 car length behind. Oh, and the suby driver is a cop and took no responsibility for being too close. Doest the highway and travel safety board reccomend NOT passing erratic drivers for this very reason? And I don't know what the laws are in Maine, where he is, but 1 car length is not sufficient following distance at the 60+ mph that he mentioned.
Oh, I mean I may or may not have called him a idiot for said actions.
(I condone neither cars actions, but if I were tailgating and it caused an accident due to brake checking, I would take partial blame.)
Decided to datalog on the way home last night. Laptop made it 15 minutes before dying. :cries:
So I was bored today and decided I'd ride the other boxer to work to pick up the charger. click....click...click.....damn.. I gues I hadn't ridden since october.
Jump started it and it was all good. On the way back a Z06 and some Porche were cat and mousing. I stayed back until arden traffic hit. cars=lolz. buh bye.
Pizza nuker just anounced task completion. me eats.
So I was bored today and decided I'd ride the other boxer to work to pick up the charger. click....click...click.....damn.. I gues I hadn't ridden since october.
Jump started it and it was all good. On the way back a Z06 and some Porche were cat and mousing. I stayed back until arden traffic hit. cars=lolz. buh bye.
Pizza nuker just anounced task completion. me eats.
More of a man than me. I would have gone through that whole group! ****... I hate you!
Haha! Splitting lanes last night was the worst time ive ever had. Anything thats not sun behind them, drivers freak the **** out! I was in a Full straight line drift rear wheel locked to avoid two cars that smacked each other merging into my lane... I was going to be smooshed! I need 8mm spools for the bike, this thing is getting parked! It was just a bit redic!
Haha! Splitting lanes last night was the worst time ive ever had. Anything thats not sun behind them, drivers freak the **** out! I was in a Full straight line drift rear wheel locked to avoid two cars that smacked each other merging into my lane... I was going to be smooshed! I need 8mm spools for the bike, this thing is getting parked! It was just a bit redic!
Zoiks!
I don't use my hibeam at night because I think it's harder for others to judge my distance.
Does your bike have markers? Mine doesn't. I think it might help a little. I also think the one yellow bulb helps too.
I've been taking note of the dawn/dusk times while driving to/from work. We're almost there. Don't give up.
I don't use my hibeam at night because I think it's harder for others to judge my distance.
Does your bike have markers? Mine doesn't. I think it might help a little. I also think the one yellow bulb helps too.
I've been taking note of the dawn/dusk times while driving to/from work. We're almost there. Don't give up.
My bike is philthy. I ran out of Protect All
My laptop battery didn't last long enough to record a full sesion of my drive home.
My bike (a BMW with a twin cylinder engine in a horizintally opposed aka boxer configuration) hadn't been used in several month. The battery was dead. The starter made a click click click sound. There wasn't enough power to push the giant pistons around.
Two sporty cars were playing games with each other. Traffic came to a stop but I kept going as I am firm believer in Lane splitting, sharing, and filtering. I win.
I was cooking a frozen California Pizza Kitchen brand barbeque chicken pizza in my 240 volt General Electric brand Advantium oven that uses both microwave energy and 3 1500 watt halogen bulbs to destroy cold and all of it's babies. My food burns in a hell more fierce than Hell before it meets my belly. The oven was beeping to tell me the food was done.
My bike (a BMW with a twin cylinder engine in a horizintally opposed aka boxer configuration) hadn't been used in several month. The battery was dead. The starter made a click click click sound. There wasn't enough power to push the giant pistons around.
Two sporty cars were playing games with each other. Traffic came to a stop but I kept going as I am firm believer in Lane splitting, sharing, and filtering. I win.
I was cooking a frozen California Pizza Kitchen brand barbeque chicken pizza in my 240 volt General Electric brand Advantium oven that uses both microwave energy and 3 1500 watt halogen bulbs to destroy cold and all of it's babies. My food burns in a hell more fierce than Hell before it meets my belly. The oven was beeping to tell me the food was done.