You wanna go get high....?





cause I am

 

this is what happens when i'm high

 

 

whats aderam? is that a new disease?

 

It is related to the Draem next to it

 

holy **** i didnt even notice that one was ****ed up too

 

 

 

evening of epic proportion....

being the sober bouncer at an 8th birthday party full of track, dance, and cheer team girls. 16 girls, age 17-19 and 3 dudes.... hot girl that just got dumped and cant do flying splits hit on me cause i was ignoring her abnoxious ***... told me she wanted to ****. i lol'd and pointed her at the 17 year old dude... he dropped the ball =/

igot to break up and attempted strip (woulda let it go but sh fell over... just sad at that point), was made "offers" if i could produce more liquor, and carry hot drunk chicks to bed while the fondled me. got to kick some jackasses out and act tough too... comedy

i also met the coolest chick ever. period. not leave your wife hot but dam fine. coolest-girl-inthe-room and didnt know it. shot the **** with her for like 3 hours. crazy smart.... wearing a one-zee pajama outfit... we had a heated yelling match about fiscal policy for an hour which ended with her smacking me because i said she'd make a good congresswoman or pornstar because "your lips move and move and move but are still only good for sucking my *****." then she brought me "im sorry" cupcakes.... ****ing win

brains and dsl....want.

i told her to call me when she turns 18.

 

arent DSL's USED for brain?

 

you, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar

 

An 8th birthday part, like an 8 year-old?

 

thats how I understood it

 

so I may or may not have pissed somone off on another Subaru forum...

The guys short story was that he was break checked and the collision took off part of his front bumper, and he was *****ing and moaning about it. The details were that this car ahead of him was acting like a dick every time the suby tried to pass and brake checked him numerous times. I said the suby driver was an idiot for not gettig himself out of the situation by backing off and letting the other car have room because he obviously didnt want the suby that close or he wouldn't have been brake checking him. His response was that he hit the other car when the car brake checked him as he checked his blind spot, and anyone would have made the impact at 1 car length behind. Oh, and the suby driver is a cop and took no responsibility for being too close. Doest the highway and travel safety board reccomend NOT passing erratic drivers for this very reason? And I don't know what the laws are in Maine, where he is, but 1 car length is not sufficient following distance at the 60+ mph that he mentioned.

Oh, I mean I may or may not have called him a idiot for said actions.
(I condone neither cars actions, but if I were tailgating and it caused an accident due to brake checking, I would take partial blame.)

 

here.