What is the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?

Mine would probably be expeling a bean burrito via gasous digestion while filming a skit in 8th grade drama class.

 

watching soggy post a link to tubgirl....

 

hahahaha

 

too many to classify one as "worst"

 

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I tried to jump a curb with a mini-bike, launched it into the air by about 2 feet, lander and fell on my *** like an idiot in front of a few customers... lol!

 

Haha, I've had the same thing happen. Wheelies while wearing shorts in front of a crowd of people+short wheelbase=lotsa cuts and bruises.

 

The most... I dunno. Here is a good story though.

One time, I was at this concert, and this girl told me she really liked drummers. I leaned in and told her that sometimes I program drum machine sequences on my computer.

I was drunk, and thought it was funny as hell. Though, I think she was laughing at me, even though I was also laughing

 

I once **** my pants in public when I was 8...
































































and once when I was 20.

 

haha Salty.

 

when i was 18 (pre Air Force) i worked at McDonalds, came home late (2am) to parents getting their freak on in the living room.

they thought i was going to buddies place.

 

just to let u know, that wasn't ur dad

 

I had my dad walk in on my ex gf and I once and
















*cough*myself and I*cough*

 

GF is always better then a sock

 

one of the more uncomfortable moments: At Basic Training, while getting ready for the showers I got yelled at by a Drill Sergent who was leaving the showers.