Battling brown bears
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Battling brown bears
What's the grossest thing you've ever had to do?
If you have a weak stomach don't read the next paragraph!
So I went to take a leak this morning, I walk into the restroom and smell something horrible, uh oh somebody forgot to send thier little friend to sea. I flush the little bastard and quickley notice he doesn't want to leave, in fact, he seems to be getting closer.
to make matters worse, in order to stop hurling himself and his friends onto the floorand my shoes, I have to get down on the floor face to face with the rapidly rising lump of feces to turn off the supply valve. Needless to say he was joined in his porcilin home by my breakfast. 
If you have a weak stomach don't read the next paragraph!
So I went to take a leak this morning, I walk into the restroom and smell something horrible, uh oh somebody forgot to send thier little friend to sea. I flush the little bastard and quickley notice he doesn't want to leave, in fact, he seems to be getting closer.
to make matters worse, in order to stop hurling himself and his friends onto the floorand my shoes, I have to get down on the floor face to face with the rapidly rising lump of feces to turn off the supply valve. Needless to say he was joined in his porcilin home by my breakfast.
Last edited by VIBEELEVEN; Jul 22, 2005 at 01:24 PM. Reason: Reformated
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Originally Posted by LookingForPower
Read this thread
Feel free to dumpster this thread, I'm just pissed and had to vent.
Last edited by VIBEELEVEN; Jul 22, 2005 at 01:25 PM.
why would you flush twice???
one flush will never release enough to overflow a bowl...
future ref:
only flush once...let drain (even if it's slow) then reflush once water is below standard level...
you'll never get poo on the floor if you stick to that.
one flush will never release enough to overflow a bowl...
future ref:
only flush once...let drain (even if it's slow) then reflush once water is below standard level...
you'll never get poo on the floor if you stick to that.
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
You're crazy dude. When the toilets overflow here I walk back to my desk and call facilities
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
You're crazy dude. When the toilets overflow here I walk back to my desk and call facilities.
me: uh, the ****ter is borked. thanks.
them: k
me: uh, the ****ter is borked. thanks.
them: k
haha yea I do the same thing.
Then they asked me what I ate.
d'oh.
Originally Posted by soggynoodles
:rotfl:
haha yea I do the same thing.
Then they asked me what I ate.
d'oh.
haha yea I do the same thing.
Then they asked me what I ate.
d'oh.
how does that clog the drain?
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Originally Posted by N600
uhhoohhh...don't poke the bear...the bear's gruumpyyy...
angrynoodles strikes again!
angrynoodles strikes again!
https://www.i-club.com/forums/attach...chmentid=42081
there.
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I tried to make you vomit, but someone saved you.
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