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Hey Brokeback,
Tell your mom she isn’t getting her leg back this time.
You see, I was shooting retards with my bb gun the yesterday just to hear them honk. The big slow easy target turned around, yelled "I like chicken" so I tagged him in his bulbous oversized melon and I think I popped it.
Just after that, the mongo handler dropped the leashes and came running over to ask if he could give it a go. Without thinking I said “No kid, you’ll shoot your eye out!” which reminded me of a great holiday movie.
So to make a long story short, I am turning your mom’s leg in to a lamp for my living room.
Tell your mom she isn’t getting her leg back this time.
You see, I was shooting retards with my bb gun the yesterday just to hear them honk. The big slow easy target turned around, yelled "I like chicken" so I tagged him in his bulbous oversized melon and I think I popped it.
Just after that, the mongo handler dropped the leashes and came running over to ask if he could give it a go. Without thinking I said “No kid, you’ll shoot your eye out!” which reminded me of a great holiday movie.
So to make a long story short, I am turning your mom’s leg in to a lamp for my living room.
Last edited by 96Imprez; Aug 3, 2008 at 01:45 PM.
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Did I say I went to Wyoming to shoot retards? Why would I do that when there are so many here in California. Oh, and congrats you finally caught me in a typo. I bet you just called both of your friends to tell them you just showed me...
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One another more important note, Spec-C 12l tank is installed and operational. Now I should only have to fill my IC spray tank once a week instead of every other day.
And a big thanks to FHI for intertwining the IC spray wires with the rear light harness so that I had to pull wires out of plugs to separate the two systems to make the stock wiring reach the tank while maintaining rear lighting...
And a big thanks to FHI for intertwining the IC spray wires with the rear light harness so that I had to pull wires out of plugs to separate the two systems to make the stock wiring reach the tank while maintaining rear lighting...
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So your telling me your post wasn't about me??
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"It was just the oil lines to the turbo, good thing it was an easy fix for Mirras crew.." haha love how the anouncers talk like they have any idea what that means 
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tough call... on one hand, it would be the polite neighborly thing to let them know that some crankster lady took some garbage bags.
on the other hand, if they're dumb enough to leave personal info un-shredded in their trash...
i always make sure i shred my bills and stuff, and dump it in the trash can with the dog **** and dirty diapers.
on the other hand, if they're dumb enough to leave personal info un-shredded in their trash...
i always make sure i shred my bills and stuff, and dump it in the trash can with the dog **** and dirty diapers.
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HOLLY ****!!! end over end evo in rally!!! right after Mirra went into the wall... i love how Mirra cant turn so he keeps throwing it into reverse 
