one of them is irrational x in the furry thong

 

OK. The weirdest **** happened while I was out riding today. I was cruising on the levee and saw this busted *** Chevy Cavalier turn around up ahead. The car drove toward me and I could see some white trash older lady in the car as she passed me very slowly. As I passed her she turned around again and then just stayed behind me for about 300 ft. I was like wtf. Before turning off the levee I looked back and saw that she wasn't behind me anymore and had stopped at a house a ways back.

Thing about that house is that they recently remodeled it. For a while, a limo was always parked out front, so every time I pass the house now I pay attention to it. Just checking out progress or what's going on. There was a big *** yacht behind it today. One thing I also noticed today was that their garbage can was out front and it was ****ing overflowing.

So as I ride down towards home, that blue cavalier goes by, and what do I see inside the car? All the garbage bags from that house. The lady took a left in to a housing development ahead, so, since I was bored and had my camera, I thought I'd follow her:



I passed her and went to turn around, then nearly dropped my camera in front of a hot chick. Took this as I caught it:



And here the ***** garbage thief is:



I don't know if she's taking the garbage for recycling or identity theft or what. Should I let the people who own the house know, or just let it go?

 

oh man i can't wait for school to start again...

 

^ wow thats crazy.. i would tell the people who own the house... and you have her plate!

 

turn that ***** in Nacho have them lock her *** up

 

tough call... on one hand, it would be the polite neighborly thing to let them know that some crankster lady took some garbage bags.

on the other hand, if they're dumb enough to leave personal info un-shredded in their trash...


i always make sure i shred my bills and stuff, and dump it in the trash can with the dog **** and dirty diapers.

 

Even though it is trash and intended to be thrown out, itsnt it technically still stealing from the owner?

 

pretty sure it is still stealing and either way if this lady is an identity theft then what she plans to do with the info she finds will be theft

 

That's because almost everyone else has your retarded, brokeback *** on their ignore list...

 

should it be "if this lady is an identity thief then..."??

 

Hey Brokeback,

Tell your mom she isn’t getting her leg back this time.

You see, I was shooting retards with my bb gun the yesterday just to hear them honk. The big slow easy target turned around, yelled "I like chicken" so I tagged him in his bulbous oversized melon and I think I popped it.

Just after that, the mongo handler dropped the leashes and came running over to ask if he could give it a go. Without thinking I said “No kid, you’ll shoot your eye out!” which reminded me of a great holiday movie.

So to make a long story short, I am turning your mom’s leg in to a lamp for my living room.

 

Now wheres the pic of this "hot chick"?

But ya i would go and tell the home owners.. thats just creepy

 

 

The plates probably don't even match the car. I'd let the 5-0 know.

 

not sure i think i got it right