valentines day
Originally Posted by sonicsuby
Oh, and horseback riding might not be a good idea. If she's not used to doing the horseback riding, her cooter might get sore, and you won't be getting any return on your time/money investment of planning a romantic day.
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Originally Posted by Mr. Xevious
oh god how I wish that were true 
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how much you looking to spend? ill asume 200ish since thats about how much it would cost to go sky diving. for that much money you could take her to http://www.innatparkside.com/ which is downtown. you ccan also scale up to baller status with couples massage and stuff.
ive been twice with the lady... it was a bit awkward when the girlfriend had to watch me get rubbed down with honey and sugar and then washed by the massager lady (massiouse?) but she didnt seem to care.
that place is seriously baller. breakfast is free and the rooms come stalked with wine / munchies / breath mints. the owners are two very funny gay guys. think paul@dbtuned but shorter and less willing to service customers
if you went to parkside on the offpeak days just after valentines it would probably be dirt cheap compared to the regular rates.
the other baller thing you can do....
find out what is going on that the mondavi center that night... take her to Little Prauge in downtown davis then to the show at mondavi, then either get a hotel room down there or drive back to sac. increase your odds by keeping champagne in the room.
that'l come in well under 200 if you played your cards right.
if you really want to get laid... bar none, heres the easiest way.
clean the house, but some IKEA jersey material sheets (soft, cheap, disposable) on the bed. get some rose petals from a flower shop and put em on the bed and all that gay ****. then cook her dinner. some like Apple Cider glazed salmon is ****ing easy (i cook it) takes about 15-20 minutes total. serve that with wild rice and salad. dinner with baller wine then costs about $35 for both of you, and you spent 20-25 on decorating.
instant punanni.
the reason i dont do this stuff anymore is the reason i dont get laid anymore... and another caution: dont plan this **** when she thinks she'll be on the rag. then you will both be pist off with everything no matter how great it is
ive been twice with the lady... it was a bit awkward when the girlfriend had to watch me get rubbed down with honey and sugar and then washed by the massager lady (massiouse?) but she didnt seem to care.
that place is seriously baller. breakfast is free and the rooms come stalked with wine / munchies / breath mints. the owners are two very funny gay guys. think paul@dbtuned but shorter and less willing to service customers
if you went to parkside on the offpeak days just after valentines it would probably be dirt cheap compared to the regular rates.
the other baller thing you can do....
find out what is going on that the mondavi center that night... take her to Little Prauge in downtown davis then to the show at mondavi, then either get a hotel room down there or drive back to sac. increase your odds by keeping champagne in the room.
that'l come in well under 200 if you played your cards right.
if you really want to get laid... bar none, heres the easiest way.
clean the house, but some IKEA jersey material sheets (soft, cheap, disposable) on the bed. get some rose petals from a flower shop and put em on the bed and all that gay ****. then cook her dinner. some like Apple Cider glazed salmon is ****ing easy (i cook it) takes about 15-20 minutes total. serve that with wild rice and salad. dinner with baller wine then costs about $35 for both of you, and you spent 20-25 on decorating.
instant punanni.
the reason i dont do this stuff anymore is the reason i dont get laid anymore... and another caution: dont plan this **** when she thinks she'll be on the rag. then you will both be pist off with everything no matter how great it is
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Originally Posted by vietpunk916
Anyone know where i can spend some quaility time with my gf? I was thinking horseback riding or skydiving but i really want something romantic, not extreme. I cannot find any spot in sac or near sac with horseback riding..... please help?
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Originally Posted by T-Will
Is this some new kind of holiday? I heard of Valentine's Day, but not valintines day... 
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
I guarantee that if Rich got hit on by a hot chick in Taco Bell, he'd seal the deal. Can you say that? 
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whatever you do, don't go overboard on these holidays, especially if you've only been with the girl for a short period of time. you're potentially setting yourself up for a lifetime of high expectations.
last year i sent my wife some DIY flowers from 1-800-flowers.com
last year i sent my wife some DIY flowers from 1-800-flowers.com
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
Yeah it's a gel fist.
Originally Posted by RussB
whatever you do, don't go overboard on these holidays, especially if you've only been with the girl for a short period of time. you're potentially setting yourself up for a lifetime of high expectations.
last year i sent my wife some DIY flowers from 1-800-flowers.com
last year i sent my wife some DIY flowers from 1-800-flowers.com