I guess some dimwitted pirates fired at two navy ships off the coast of Somalia. Then the Navy ships returned fire from mounted machine guns. Oops.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/11233378/

 

Good thing they weren't ninja pirates!

 

Why would you fire on them unless you had a deathwish or were just really stupid?

 

I'm gonna go with the latter.

 

There'd be no risk, they'd just be full of internal conflict and urges to self-mutilate

 

aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rr

 

wait wait wait.....is anyone else stuck on the fact that the commander's name is Charlie Brown?

 

Charlie Brown is just the 5th Fleet Spokesperson....they won't give him command of his own ship until he gets that damn football.....

 

haha

 

What in the hell were they planning to do with an RPG? Put a small charred blemish on the side of the hull? The highest concern would have been whether or not the e1 sailor had simple green or not when trying to rub it clean.

 

no simple green.....GP (General Puropse cleaner) made by the light house for the blind and a greenie meanie scrub pad

 

If I were the pirates, I would have fired on them just to have a good laugh...hahaha...but then when the Navy fired back I'd be like "WTF mate? I was like just kiddin' around and stuff, geez, why youz gotta beat a hommie down like dat?"..."you'z knowz I gots hommies who are are excons that are my bros that would beat yo *** down yo!"













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