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Originally Posted by Egan
1 second power outage last night took out my DSL. This is the first chance I've had to post from work since I got here at 6:00AM.
So, good morning SRiC.
I called the morons at Surewest who insisted on running through the script even though I already performed all of the steps on my own. DSL modem hooked directly to my desktop, bypassing the Netgear Wireless Router - check. DSL modem reset - check. DSL modem on/off - check. All lights are green on the DSL modem - check. Then the guy tells me he can see my modem so it must be my computer. To which I reply - why don't you look back in your records at the last time we had a power outage (lightning strike)? I had the exact same symptoms and it ended up being your block in the telephone can on the side of the house, despite you being able to see my modem.
It's just frustrating that they have to treat every caller as if they're a moron.
So, good morning SRiC.
I called the morons at Surewest who insisted on running through the script even though I already performed all of the steps on my own. DSL modem hooked directly to my desktop, bypassing the Netgear Wireless Router - check. DSL modem reset - check. DSL modem on/off - check. All lights are green on the DSL modem - check. Then the guy tells me he can see my modem so it must be my computer. To which I reply - why don't you look back in your records at the last time we had a power outage (lightning strike)? I had the exact same symptoms and it ended up being your block in the telephone can on the side of the house, despite you being able to see my modem.
It's just frustrating that they have to treat every caller as if they're a moron.

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Originally Posted by T-Will
T-Mobile Dash with $5.99 unlimited internet FTW! 

Originally Posted by Egan
1 second power outage last night took out my DSL. This is the first chance I've had to post from work since I got here at 6:00AM.
So, good morning SRiC.
I called the morons at Surewest who insisted on running through the script even though I already performed all of the steps on my own. DSL modem hooked directly to my desktop, bypassing the Netgear Wireless Router - check. DSL modem reset - check. DSL modem on/off - check. All lights are green on the DSL modem - check. Then the guy tells me he can see my modem so it must be my computer. To which I reply - why don't you look back in your records at the last time we had a power outage (lightning strike)? I had the exact same symptoms and it ended up being your block in the telephone can on the side of the house, despite you being able to see my modem.
It's just frustrating that they have to treat every caller as if they're a moron.
So, good morning SRiC.
I called the morons at Surewest who insisted on running through the script even though I already performed all of the steps on my own. DSL modem hooked directly to my desktop, bypassing the Netgear Wireless Router - check. DSL modem reset - check. DSL modem on/off - check. All lights are green on the DSL modem - check. Then the guy tells me he can see my modem so it must be my computer. To which I reply - why don't you look back in your records at the last time we had a power outage (lightning strike)? I had the exact same symptoms and it ended up being your block in the telephone can on the side of the house, despite you being able to see my modem.
It's just frustrating that they have to treat every caller as if they're a moron.

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Originally Posted by Mad Ra88it
ummmm....i know where you live! and where he works.....
fart in a jar ftw...
fart in a jar ftw...
:rotfl:
I crack myself up.
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Originally Posted by Mad Ra88it
nope...i'll go postal...
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Originally Posted by Mad Ra88it
at least someone laughed at it.
not going to lie. i chuckled...
not going to lie. i chuckled...
It read: "Save gas... fart in a jar".
Originally Posted by Egan
My dad had that bumper sticker on his gas guzzling truck back during the fuel crisis in the late 70's (I know, prehistoric times for most of you).
It read: "Save gas... fart in a jar".
It read: "Save gas... fart in a jar".
hell...i wasnt even thought of @ that time!
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Originally Posted by Egan
1 second power outage last night took out my DSL. This is the first chance I've had to post from work since I got here at 6:00AM.
So, good morning SRiC.
I called the morons at Surewest who insisted on running through the script even though I already performed all of the steps on my own. DSL modem hooked directly to my desktop, bypassing the Netgear Wireless Router - check. DSL modem reset - check. DSL modem on/off - check. All lights are green on the DSL modem - check. Then the guy tells me he can see my modem so it must be my computer. To which I reply - why don't you look back in your records at the last time we had a power outage (lightning strike)? I had the exact same symptoms and it ended up being your block in the telephone can on the side of the house, despite you being able to see my modem.
It's just frustrating that they have to treat every caller as if they're a moron.
So, good morning SRiC.
I called the morons at Surewest who insisted on running through the script even though I already performed all of the steps on my own. DSL modem hooked directly to my desktop, bypassing the Netgear Wireless Router - check. DSL modem reset - check. DSL modem on/off - check. All lights are green on the DSL modem - check. Then the guy tells me he can see my modem so it must be my computer. To which I reply - why don't you look back in your records at the last time we had a power outage (lightning strike)? I had the exact same symptoms and it ended up being your block in the telephone can on the side of the house, despite you being able to see my modem.
It's just frustrating that they have to treat every caller as if they're a moron.

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Originally Posted by Egan
1 second power outage last night took out my DSL. This is the first chance I've had to post from work since I got here at 6:00AM.
So, good morning SRiC.
I called the morons at Surewest who insisted on running through the script even though I already performed all of the steps on my own. DSL modem hooked directly to my desktop, bypassing the Netgear Wireless Router - check. DSL modem reset - check. DSL modem on/off - check. All lights are green on the DSL modem - check. Then the guy tells me he can see my modem so it must be my computer. To which I reply - why don't you look back in your records at the last time we had a power outage (lightning strike)? I had the exact same symptoms and it ended up being your block in the telephone can on the side of the house, despite you being able to see my modem.
It's just frustrating that they have to treat every caller as if they're a moron.
So, good morning SRiC.
I called the morons at Surewest who insisted on running through the script even though I already performed all of the steps on my own. DSL modem hooked directly to my desktop, bypassing the Netgear Wireless Router - check. DSL modem reset - check. DSL modem on/off - check. All lights are green on the DSL modem - check. Then the guy tells me he can see my modem so it must be my computer. To which I reply - why don't you look back in your records at the last time we had a power outage (lightning strike)? I had the exact same symptoms and it ended up being your block in the telephone can on the side of the house, despite you being able to see my modem.
It's just frustrating that they have to treat every caller as if they're a moron.




