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Originally Posted by jonsWRX
That story reminds me of the movie Sex Monster....
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
So I'm watching 24 last night. It's about 12:30am (real time, it was like 8am in Jack Bauer land). So anyway, our house phone rings.
Rarely does our house phone ever ring, and when it does, rarely do good things happen. In fact, it is so out of place for that phone to ring, even Tiger, who was laying on the couch next to me (he has a thing for Michelle Dessler) sat up and looked at the phone. A little frightened, but mostly interested, I answered the phone.
me: ... hello
caller: (female voice) is this Matt?
me: ... uh, yeah.
caller: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but Josey and I are having an affair. She was afraid to tell you, but she's bisexual.
me:
Weird *** call. The chick said her name was Marissa or Melissa, I couldn't tell because she started crying. Not sure what that was about. Josey hasn't worked with a chick named Marissa or Melissa in quite some time.
So either:
Josey isn't doing it with a chick.
Josey is doing it with a chick.
I'm not sure which would be the worse outcome.
Rarely does our house phone ever ring, and when it does, rarely do good things happen. In fact, it is so out of place for that phone to ring, even Tiger, who was laying on the couch next to me (he has a thing for Michelle Dessler) sat up and looked at the phone. A little frightened, but mostly interested, I answered the phone.
me: ... hello
caller: (female voice) is this Matt?
me: ... uh, yeah.
caller: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but Josey and I are having an affair. She was afraid to tell you, but she's bisexual.
me:
Weird *** call. The chick said her name was Marissa or Melissa, I couldn't tell because she started crying. Not sure what that was about. Josey hasn't worked with a chick named Marissa or Melissa in quite some time.
So either:
Josey isn't doing it with a chick.
Josey is doing it with a chick.
I'm not sure which would be the worse outcome.
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
So I'm watching 24 last night. It's about 12:30am (real time, it was like 8am in Jack Bauer land). So anyway, our house phone rings.
Rarely does our house phone ever ring, and when it does, rarely do good things happen. In fact, it is so out of place for that phone to ring, even Tiger, who was laying on the couch next to me (he has a thing for Michelle Dessler) sat up and looked at the phone. A little frightened, but mostly interested, I answered the phone.
me: ... hello
caller: (female voice) is this Matt?
me: ... uh, yeah.
caller: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but Josey and I are having an affair. She was afraid to tell you, but she's bisexual.
me:
Weird *** call. The chick said her name was Marissa or Melissa, I couldn't tell because she started crying. Not sure what that was about. Josey hasn't worked with a chick named Marissa or Melissa in quite some time.
So either:
Josey isn't doing it with a chick.
Josey is doing it with a chick.
I'm not sure which would be the worse outcome.
Rarely does our house phone ever ring, and when it does, rarely do good things happen. In fact, it is so out of place for that phone to ring, even Tiger, who was laying on the couch next to me (he has a thing for Michelle Dessler) sat up and looked at the phone. A little frightened, but mostly interested, I answered the phone.
me: ... hello
caller: (female voice) is this Matt?
me: ... uh, yeah.
caller: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but Josey and I are having an affair. She was afraid to tell you, but she's bisexual.
me:
Weird *** call. The chick said her name was Marissa or Melissa, I couldn't tell because she started crying. Not sure what that was about. Josey hasn't worked with a chick named Marissa or Melissa in quite some time.
So either:
Josey isn't doing it with a chick.
Josey is doing it with a chick.
I'm not sure which would be the worse outcome.
if there is a bi thing going on, ask if you can participate.
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Originally Posted by RussB
post updates on this... regularly.
if there is a bi thing going on, ask if you can participate.
if there is a bi thing going on, ask if you can participate.
I love her.
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
She told me that if she really were bi, she'd have already set something up with me, her and her gf.
I love her.
I love her.
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
She told me that if she really were bi, she'd have already set something up with me, her and her gf.
I love her.
I love her.
i told my wife there's basically 2 rules... if i catch her with another man, we're through. if i catch her with another woman, i'm joining.
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Originally Posted by RussB
muy bueno.
i told my wife there's basically 2 rules... if i catch her with another man, we're through. if i catch her with another woman, i'm joining.
i told my wife there's basically 2 rules... if i catch her with another man, we're through. if i catch her with another woman, i'm joining.
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Originally Posted by RussB
muy bueno.
i told my wife there's basically 2 rules... if i catch her with another man, we're through. if i catch her with another woman, i'm joining.
i told my wife there's basically 2 rules... if i catch her with another man, we're through. if i catch her with another woman, i'm joining.
