eww... hater.

lol

 

YES

 

why would you do it any other way

 

Hello Thursday

 

:rotfl:!!! You should teach my friends some things... most of them threw their lifes away because they would rather smoke/sell weed... One had a badass job as a personal trainer at 24 hour fitness and he just didn't show because he didn't want to wake up that early(i think it was at 10 is when he would have had to get up)

oh ya... and he is currently still unemployed

 

variety?

 

but they are bar *****... I think playing "what std am i going to get tonight" is more then enough variety for me

 

its not a hard game when you already have them all

 

Damnit!! You got them all I can't find a girl with crabs yet... I have gotten syphalis like 27 times though, I never miss with that ****..

it's like the chinpokemon thing on SouthPark

"Gotta Catch em all!!!!"

I guess that's why you are married... you have all the STD's you can get, so you might as well just settle down with someone since you don't get to wake up to anything fun anymore

 

You aren't waking up with them, are you? They're bar *****...

 

i'm talking about waking up, and having the excitement/joy of figuring out which STD you got... hell no... as soon as i'm done I puch em in the face and throw them out my apartment window

 

How healthy is this... I am drinking a tall can of Full Throttle energy drink, and eating a snickers... What's the over/under on how long it's gunna be before my heart explodes?!

 

Or take them back to their place, give them the old "rude awakening" and leave.

 

Ya i tend to like to go to their place too... that way they have no idea what your real name is, or where you live... so if they somehow get pregnant, they won't know where it came from

 

This is true and the good old "rude awakening" is the cherry on top-literally.