sundizzle.
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From: In SoggyNoodles Low Rise Pants
Car Info: 2008 Legacy Spec-B
BAHAHHAHAHAH
HOLY ****ING ****
so.. i'm an *******, I know this
we decide to go to bars in down town sac tonight and full ******* john mode is into play
so i'm sitting in one of the very few chairs in this bar... just comfy as **** talking to my friends who are also sitting in the chairs... well I am at the farther outside chair, so I had four encounters... so lets recap...
girl #1.... walks up brushes against my leg... hella gives me the fake *** i want to touch your ***** but I really don't i really want something out of you eye... so I look up at her, and she goes... "is there an open chair"?
Me: *looks on both sides of me at the ground*
Me: Nope!
Her: Well can i please sit in your seat??
Me: it's currently occupied sorry!
her: *walks away*
girl #2 : My feet hurt REALLY bad can I please sit in your seat for a little bit?
Me: It's not my fault that you wore uncomfortable shoes... next time think ahead!
Girl:
walks away
Girl #3: It's my birthday, that's why I have the tiara on my head! can I please sit in your seat!
Me: Uhh... *looks around*
Me: sorry but the person in this seat could care less that it's your birthday...
her: *walks away*
I am ****ing amazing I swear to god...
Then later in the night, I finally got up after drinking my 5 AMF's not including my pre-gamer.... and i'm telling the story about the stupid tiara ***** who claimed it's her birthday... well girl#1 apparently is RIGHT next to us... and me not caring, i said the story...
Girl 1 decides it would be a GREAT idea to butt into my conversation...
so before i can finish the story...
Her: OMG I wanna hear this....
Me: ...... ok?....
Me: so she starts....
Her: This is about me! this should be good
Me(knowing this is girl #1 not birthday girl): Uhh.... is it your birthday today?
Her: No
Me: Are you wearing a tiara
Her: No
Me: Oh! so basically you have no idea what the **** you are talking about, and are butting into a conversation that has absolutely ****ing nothing to do with you... please turn around and shut the **** up... kthnx
her: turns around and shuts the **** up!
me for the win!
HOLY ****ING ****
so.. i'm an *******, I know this
we decide to go to bars in down town sac tonight and full ******* john mode is into play
so i'm sitting in one of the very few chairs in this bar... just comfy as **** talking to my friends who are also sitting in the chairs... well I am at the farther outside chair, so I had four encounters... so lets recap...
girl #1.... walks up brushes against my leg... hella gives me the fake *** i want to touch your ***** but I really don't i really want something out of you eye... so I look up at her, and she goes... "is there an open chair"?
Me: *looks on both sides of me at the ground*
Me: Nope!
Her: Well can i please sit in your seat??
Me: it's currently occupied sorry!
her: *walks away*
girl #2 : My feet hurt REALLY bad can I please sit in your seat for a little bit?
Me: It's not my fault that you wore uncomfortable shoes... next time think ahead!
Girl:
walks awayGirl #3: It's my birthday, that's why I have the tiara on my head! can I please sit in your seat!
Me: Uhh... *looks around*
Me: sorry but the person in this seat could care less that it's your birthday...
her: *walks away*
I am ****ing amazing I swear to god...
Then later in the night, I finally got up after drinking my 5 AMF's not including my pre-gamer.... and i'm telling the story about the stupid tiara ***** who claimed it's her birthday... well girl#1 apparently is RIGHT next to us... and me not caring, i said the story...
Girl 1 decides it would be a GREAT idea to butt into my conversation...
so before i can finish the story...
Her: OMG I wanna hear this....
Me: ...... ok?....
Me: so she starts....
Her: This is about me! this should be good
Me(knowing this is girl #1 not birthday girl): Uhh.... is it your birthday today?
Her: No
Me: Are you wearing a tiara
Her: No
Me: Oh! so basically you have no idea what the **** you are talking about, and are butting into a conversation that has absolutely ****ing nothing to do with you... please turn around and shut the **** up... kthnx
her: turns around and shuts the **** up!
me for the win!
and......
all the while, I did some degrading **** to some dumb bz.
but...... if daddy didnt love you enough... or loved you a bit too much... (in the great hamster voice) http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z3YaFxYy_AU
i cant judge them... haha
all the while, I did some degrading **** to some dumb bz.
but...... if daddy didnt love you enough... or loved you a bit too much... (in the great hamster voice) http://youtube.com/watch?v=Z3YaFxYy_AU
i cant judge them... haha
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normally i'd agree.. but the look on these girls faces was WAYYYY more worth then getting laid. It's like they have never been rejected for... My friends were just sitting there laughing there *** off to the **** I was sayin gto these girls
