Anyone know any good strategies for roulette? It was my first time playing this weekend and I am addicted!

 

Squids FTW!

 

just quit my job...walked out LMAO! B******!

 

I know of three stratagies.

One friend of mine likes to only play the minimum on one number, and just wait till it hits. I don't like that one too much.

Another (Xevious) likes to play the columns (2 out of the 3)

I'm starting to like the spamming method, where in you just put a ****load of chips everywhere. Most of the time something will hit, and give you some sort of payout, and most of the time (if you do it right) you'll make a little more then you bet.

Oh, and [wesleysnipes]always bet on black[/wesleysnipes]

 

good lord.... this girl just left me a 5 minute voicemail about her entire day.... What are the requirements for a restraining order?

 

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Strategies from a Vegas Roulette dealer. I'll only take 2% of your winnings..

 

**** you, **** you, **** you, you're cool, I'm out!

 

I have played roulette for years, had no idea that a good dealer can manipulate the game like that

 

So I have been in a particularly fould mood all day. Probably because I was stuck shopping for back yard lighting instead of being at an air show, but that is neither here nor there at this point. So I decided to have a jack and jack, because I am out of coke at the moment and fire up the old PS2 and crank up some angry music from the I-Pod. I dropped the San Andreas disc in and proceded to go on a murderous rampage, no cartoon minority was safe from my sniper rifle.

So after doing my part to control immigration, I felt it coming on. I had been waiting all day for it to happen, it was time for Nature's Extra Special Moment. Pause went the PS2 and I went to drop the browns off at the superbowl, the huxtables off at the pool, laying down some spicy brown...

Just when I thought I was done, round two hit me. It was at this moment that I asked the unanswerable question - How do you truly know when you are done taking a ****?

As if on cue, the I-Pod randomly selected an old track that I can not rememnber the last time I heard from a crappy band called The Limbomaniacs" and it went a little something like this:


The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit
The toilet's flooded with the great big ****
The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit
The toilet's flooded with the great big ****

There was this dude his name was Ted
He just stopped over and he said,
"I'd go outside if I had to pee
But I got a big ole doo-doo inside of me."
He disappeared, but he wasn't gone long
We finished lunch he was still in the john
We didn't have a clue 'cause he didn't cut a fart
But what he left in my bowl was a work of art

The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit
The toilet's flooded with the great big ****
The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit
The toilet's flooded with the great big ****

We all went in to take a peek
What happened next knocked us right off our feet
It jumped out of the john, it jumped out of the bowl
It had no morals, it had no soul
It slimed around our carpet like a mud-colored slug
It left a foul-smelling trail that soiled the rug
I went to get a baseball bat to kill that thing
But it zapped around the house like brown lightning

The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit
The toilet's flooded with the great big ****
The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit
The toilet's flooded with the great big ****

He took a record dump known across the nation
Now we gotta use the service station

The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit
The toilet's flooded with the great big ****
The toilet's flooded, the load won't fit
The toilet's flooded with the great big ****

 

ya the spamming seems to work well...The girl next to me was laying down 90 bucks each time and was doing well. She had chips all over the place. She was up 200 and lost it all 20 mins later. I always feel like you cant win at the casino...Which I guess is true

 

nkoan has seen me play.. I got a system for the colums

I will give jen some of my winnings to spam the board.. and she does well just playing random numbers why I slowly build a pot from the end.

works pretty well

 

How hard is it to play craps? That might be the next thing I play...

 

Anyone been to the stupidprices store? I'm wondering if it is worth the trip... Stupidprices.com

 

good morning.