I was waiting at a light and a old dude in a benz rolled up to me and revved his engine so when the light change i jumped ahead of him.....he started to follow me for about 15 min so when i finally pulled over he started to yell at me about putting a chip in his windshield....(there was no chip) He proceeded to give me a lecture about driving "crazy" then called my car a "lesbian car" (I have an 02 WRX hatchback) before getting back into his car and slowly driving away.......soooo i gunned it past him.....i lol'd?

 

when i bought my car the guy had a custom plate on there and it read "GUBARU"

 

A bum comes up to me and his like nice ride man, what is it a dodge neon!? I just straight up rofl! I'm like looks like ur having a good start to a drunken morning.

 

Well.. you gotta think man... a bugeye wrx and an srt-4 are the exact same car. Lulz.

 

I've seen others with similar posts; so instead of posting the questions/comments I'm posting my replies.

- No, I don't need to plug the scoop when it rains to keep water out of the engine.

- Yes it is AWD...no I will not put chains on...if the snow is that deep I've got skis in the back.

- It's not a V8.

- If I cared about mileage I would have bought a used geo metro.

- Mannual transmissions are not "maintenance free".

- Yes it does come in hatch... no I did not want one.

- It is not "cute" and it is not a "girl", it is a CAR and it is ANGRY!

- It's not a toyota corolla it is a subaru.

- The car is made in Japan not "down-under".

 

At gas station some tool in a beat celica.

-your car's clean bro, isn't it a Nissan, like a skyline?

-no its a subaru 2.5rs lol