damn dude borrowing mom's STi to go streetrace.

You: Can I borrow teh STi tonight? Some guys making fun of me and i need to show them what I'm made of.
Mom: When will you make enough money to get your own STi kid? Ok but no street racing!!
You: *Crosses finger* OK I promise

The fact that your leaching off your GF's car is amazing. It's like her giving you money whenever you ask.

 

soggy, he's implying that your mom is his girlfriend. it's a variation of the played out "your mom" joke.

 

Where can I find a sugar momma like that? DOES SHE HAVE A SISTER???

 

but that's all the jokes he knows.

 

what r IQ?

 

darn. I was hoping for another my mom joke there.


Sorry dude I just work hard and earn what I have. Don't need a GF to leech off of.
If I can't afford it, I don't buy it.

simple

 

Dang my intArweb is slow...I think my laptop needs mores RAM.

 

my gf IS my car, so yes, i am definitely leeching off her

 

This thread sucks.

 

<- new location.

 

this thread sucks... like your mom?

 

 

This thread really does suck.

 

 

your macro is both fresh and adds to the threads topic.