Something stupid you did as a child!!
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In junior high, a friend and I tried to clog up a drinking fountain with string cheese to see how far it would shoot when we turned it on. The yard duty lady found us and issued pink slips before we had a chance to try it out... 
In junior high, during lunch, some friends and I took the screen off the band room window, climbed in, and unlocked the door so we could hang out there during lunch. What do you expect, it was freaking HOT outside!
Also in junior, in the band room, the teacher's office was a double-door office that opened out. While the teacher was in her office, we shut the doors and one of my buddies took some string or rope, and tied both handles together locking the teacher in her office. She was furious and issued my buddy a referral (two referrals and you get suspended I think). He ended up talking his way out of it.
In junior high, during lunch, some friends and I took the screen off the band room window, climbed in, and unlocked the door so we could hang out there during lunch. What do you expect, it was freaking HOT outside!
Also in junior, in the band room, the teacher's office was a double-door office that opened out. While the teacher was in her office, we shut the doors and one of my buddies took some string or rope, and tied both handles together locking the teacher in her office. She was furious and issued my buddy a referral (two referrals and you get suspended I think). He ended up talking his way out of it.
In junior high, a friend and I tried to clog up a drinking fountain with string cheese to see how far it would shoot when we turned it on. The yard duty lady found us and issued pink slips before we had a chance to try it out...
In junior high, during lunch, some friends and I took the screen off the band room window, climbed in, and unlocked the door so we could hang out there during lunch. What do you expect, it was freaking HOT outside!
Also in junior, in the band room, the teacher's office was a double-door office that opened out. While the teacher was in her office, we shut the doors and one of my buddies took some string or rope, and tied both handles together locking the teacher in her office. She was furious and issued my buddy a referral (two referrals and you get suspended I think). He ended up talking his way out of it.
In junior high, during lunch, some friends and I took the screen off the band room window, climbed in, and unlocked the door so we could hang out there during lunch. What do you expect, it was freaking HOT outside!
Also in junior, in the band room, the teacher's office was a double-door office that opened out. While the teacher was in her office, we shut the doors and one of my buddies took some string or rope, and tied both handles together locking the teacher in her office. She was furious and issued my buddy a referral (two referrals and you get suspended I think). He ended up talking his way out of it.
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I tossed smoke bombs in the girls bathroom when i was in middle school 
I also used to go to the liquor store before school to steal bottles of alize & drink em behind the bushes at the bus stop.
I also used to go to the liquor store before school to steal bottles of alize & drink em behind the bushes at the bus stop.
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when i was about 11, a friend and I decided it would be a good idea to convert some german guys barn (lived in germany at the time, right outside Ramstein AFB) into a sweet clubhouse. we got chased off the property by a pissed off kraut in his truck with a shotgun. somehow, my dad found out about it via the base commanders office. things did not end so well...
then when we moved back to Ca, a different friend and I decided to do something similar to a storage shed outside a big church building. thankfully they believed in forgiveness, all we had to do was clean up our mess, which involved several bags of baseball field chalk and some pvc pipe.
then when we moved back to Ca, a different friend and I decided to do something similar to a storage shed outside a big church building. thankfully they believed in forgiveness, all we had to do was clean up our mess, which involved several bags of baseball field chalk and some pvc pipe.
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In junior high, a friend and I tried to clog up a drinking fountain with string cheese to see how far it would shoot when we turned it on. The yard duty lady found us and issued pink slips before we had a chance to try it out...
In junior high, during lunch, some friends and I took the screen off the band room window, climbed in, and unlocked the door so we could hang out there during lunch. What do you expect, it was freaking HOT outside!
Also in junior, in the band room, the teacher's office was a double-door office that opened out. While the teacher was in her office, we shut the doors and one of my buddies took some string or rope, and tied both handles together locking the teacher in her office. She was furious and issued my buddy a referral (two referrals and you get suspended I think). He ended up talking his way out of it.
In junior high, during lunch, some friends and I took the screen off the band room window, climbed in, and unlocked the door so we could hang out there during lunch. What do you expect, it was freaking HOT outside!
Also in junior, in the band room, the teacher's office was a double-door office that opened out. While the teacher was in her office, we shut the doors and one of my buddies took some string or rope, and tied both handles together locking the teacher in her office. She was furious and issued my buddy a referral (two referrals and you get suspended I think). He ended up talking his way out of it.
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in jnr high we use to buy the 1 dollar slushie drinks and throw them into groups of girls... the amazing thing about them is when they hit the ground they would ****ing EXPLODE every which direction and get 80% of the group...
At my junior high whenever there was a fight people would scream OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hella loud... So me and my friends use to make circles and just start going OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... and laugh when the entire school literally ran across the yard trying to see who was fighting who... it ended when the vice principle grabbed us and said if we do it again we aren't walking stage
then at the junior high dances we would steal candy from the snack bar, and throw it at the D.J. at the grad dance the DJ stopped the music and said if he gets hit with one more thing he is leaving!!! needless to say that was not the right thing to say, as instead of one or two things flying at him at a time, there was hundreds....
Then in highschool I got in trouble for ****ing up the freshman float... Got suspended for 2 days, and had to pay a fine of 13 dollars
At my junior high whenever there was a fight people would scream OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hella loud... So me and my friends use to make circles and just start going OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH... and laugh when the entire school literally ran across the yard trying to see who was fighting who... it ended when the vice principle grabbed us and said if we do it again we aren't walking stage
then at the junior high dances we would steal candy from the snack bar, and throw it at the D.J. at the grad dance the DJ stopped the music and said if he gets hit with one more thing he is leaving!!! needless to say that was not the right thing to say, as instead of one or two things flying at him at a time, there was hundreds....
Then in highschool I got in trouble for ****ing up the freshman float... Got suspended for 2 days, and had to pay a fine of 13 dollars
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A girl I knew worked as the sample perfume passer outer @ Macy's in Santa Rosa.
She gave me TONS of the little samples of all sorts of perfumes.
I mixed 'em all together in a mason jar, took it to school, and poured the liquid into the HVAC vents.
Mass hillarity ensued.
For months.
She gave me TONS of the little samples of all sorts of perfumes.
I mixed 'em all together in a mason jar, took it to school, and poured the liquid into the HVAC vents.
Mass hillarity ensued.
For months.