Something stupid you did as a child!!
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Something stupid you did as a child!!
I'm bored at work, so lets here some stupid **** you did when you were younger...
Me and a friend figured out that you can burn things with a magnify glass, so we were inside a bush trying to lite some of the leaves on fire, when sure enough all the dead leaves ignited and we almost lit the entire bush on fire. We ran around the house grabbing rocks and throwing them on top of the fire....
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Same friend, we found this weird thing behind his chimeny like where you are suppose to clean out the ashes. So we decided to put a whole bunch of dried up pine needles and leaves in there, then throw some gasoline on it and light it on fire.... Well the **** went into a blazing inferno. After it burned everything it burned itself out.... We thought we were home free, until we went back inside and the entire inside of the house is now filled with smoke
His sister was home and came screaming at us, then the ***** ratted us out. Then they told my parents 
i got grounded
Me and a friend figured out that you can burn things with a magnify glass, so we were inside a bush trying to lite some of the leaves on fire, when sure enough all the dead leaves ignited and we almost lit the entire bush on fire. We ran around the house grabbing rocks and throwing them on top of the fire....
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Same friend, we found this weird thing behind his chimeny like where you are suppose to clean out the ashes. So we decided to put a whole bunch of dried up pine needles and leaves in there, then throw some gasoline on it and light it on fire.... Well the **** went into a blazing inferno. After it burned everything it burned itself out.... We thought we were home free, until we went back inside and the entire inside of the house is now filled with smoke
His sister was home and came screaming at us, then the ***** ratted us out. Then they told my parents i got grounded
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When I was 5 I stacked up 2 icechests & a tire (~5ft high), slapped a piece of plywood on it & tried to jump it with my 13 inch bike... Needless to say i didnt make it. I couldnt go fast enough because it was so steep so i ended up going over the handlebars & knocking my 2 front teeth out on the concrete.
Oh and a couple weeks ago i was doing a wheelie @ ~90 & fell on my ***.
Oh and a couple weeks ago i was doing a wheelie @ ~90 & fell on my ***.
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When I was 3 I cut my index finger off. It was saved but I have about 1/4" missing from the tip...
When I was 8, I broke ex King Olden Polynice's windshield with my face. Long story short, my mom worked for the Kings, her assistant was parking O.P.'s car and I came along for the ride. Didn't put my seatblet on because it was a 15 second ride. Unfortunately I didn't know my mom's intern was a psycho and he started doing donuts with O.P.s benz. The dude slammed on the brakes right before running into a tree planter and I flew face first into the windshield, causing 3 cracks across the entire winshield (I sustained no injuries other than a bruise).
When I was 18 (not a little kid but a kid nonetheless) I crashed my friends old honda bike into his neighbors house...(no major injuries!)
Do I win yet? There's a lot more where that came from!
When I was 8, I broke ex King Olden Polynice's windshield with my face. Long story short, my mom worked for the Kings, her assistant was parking O.P.'s car and I came along for the ride. Didn't put my seatblet on because it was a 15 second ride. Unfortunately I didn't know my mom's intern was a psycho and he started doing donuts with O.P.s benz. The dude slammed on the brakes right before running into a tree planter and I flew face first into the windshield, causing 3 cracks across the entire winshield (I sustained no injuries other than a bruise).
When I was 18 (not a little kid but a kid nonetheless) I crashed my friends old honda bike into his neighbors house...(no major injuries!)
Do I win yet? There's a lot more where that came from!
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when i was 18 I was street racing for jesus and went through a cement sign.... a full size flag pole... 8 curbs... and bounced off a 3 foot wide cement pillar
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When I was a kid me and my friend use to climb on top of the monkey bars and body slam girls as they walked underneath...
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When I started getting bored with ninja turtles i found out that if you threw them really high into the air their shells would split, but they would snap back together. Making them like crash dummies, so I would put them in the ninja turtle van, put on their seat belts... then SLAM the van into walls and laugh when all the turtle pieces would come flying out the van
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When I was like 6, I went to bel air during halloween time. They had these blinking clown noses, well one of them was broken and only the blinking part was there. So i stole it, then started playing with it when I got home. My parents asked where I got it from, so i told them... They made me go back to Bel-Air and talk to the manager. The manager then gave me some huge scare story saying how they have a book upstairs in the attict with all the pics of the people who are in jail for life for stealing stuff from there
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When I was a kid me and my friend use to climb on top of the monkey bars and body slam girls as they walked underneath...
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When I started getting bored with ninja turtles i found out that if you threw them really high into the air their shells would split, but they would snap back together. Making them like crash dummies, so I would put them in the ninja turtle van, put on their seat belts... then SLAM the van into walls and laugh when all the turtle pieces would come flying out the van
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When I was like 6, I went to bel air during halloween time. They had these blinking clown noses, well one of them was broken and only the blinking part was there. So i stole it, then started playing with it when I got home. My parents asked where I got it from, so i told them... They made me go back to Bel-Air and talk to the manager. The manager then gave me some huge scare story saying how they have a book upstairs in the attict with all the pics of the people who are in jail for life for stealing stuff from there
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Most of this happened after I left home or was old enough to know better.
I was a late bloomer.
1. Burned a wrecking yard down.
2. Shot some kid w/ a wrist rocket & steelie.
3. Drove a 510 w/ lawn chairs, and rolled it, BIPed it, and walked away.
4. Held a flash unit up to my right eye & fired it off....vision in R eye is lacking.
5. Got stuck w/ a bayonet.
6. Dropped a bowling ball out of my car, whislt driving, down a hill in Santa Rosa.
7. Got an RC boat's prop stuck in my hair. Used scissors to remove it. Next day was picture day.
8. Shot an M249 whilst high on shrooms.
9. Dropped 40oz of pee from a Cesna 172. Over the delta.
10. Knocked a chick out for attempting to kick me in the junk.
I was a late bloomer.
1. Burned a wrecking yard down.
2. Shot some kid w/ a wrist rocket & steelie.
3. Drove a 510 w/ lawn chairs, and rolled it, BIPed it, and walked away.
4. Held a flash unit up to my right eye & fired it off....vision in R eye is lacking.
5. Got stuck w/ a bayonet.
6. Dropped a bowling ball out of my car, whislt driving, down a hill in Santa Rosa.
7. Got an RC boat's prop stuck in my hair. Used scissors to remove it. Next day was picture day.
8. Shot an M249 whilst high on shrooms.
9. Dropped 40oz of pee from a Cesna 172. Over the delta.
10. Knocked a chick out for attempting to kick me in the junk.
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