So after my '02 WRX got totaled by a frigging Fed Ex truck, I gave in and finally picked up an '05 Black STi yesterday on my birthday.

So I'm driving with my friends today and I'm at a stoplight. I see a red Integra turning onto the opposite side of where I am and I see the driver eye my car. Next thing I see, a freaking slice of pizza bounces on my scoop and plops right down on my hood from the Integra. I quickly do a u-turn on a red and I hunt this guy down.

The guy finally pulls over and I pull next to him. My friend rolls down his window and we just go ballistic on this guy. All he says to me is that he didn't mean to throw it at my car and I make him clean the rest of the cheese off my hood. And surprisingly, no violence occured. I'm still a little mad though.

 

k who was he no random joe is going to throw a piece of pizza at your car

 

wtf most random thing ive ever heard and i dont think it was just some random person that did that...but i would just beat him to the ground no questions asked =P thats just me but yeah i would be mad to.

 

I'd have paid to see that. Should have made the punk lick it off the hood.

 

Well if you weren't all Rambo then this wouldn't have happened. lol

 

wow.

 

if i spent the effort to chase someone down like that i'da waited until he finished cleaning the car, then i would have kicked in his quarter panel!

 

Yeah, I think it's more humiliating *****ing out and cleaning the pizza off the car because you were scared. Diplomacy ftw!

 

Nope. Never saw the guy in my entire life. I just saw him eye the car and the slice of pizza came out. He claimed the pizza was too hot and said that it was a really nice car and he would never aim at it. His girlfriend was scared out of her mind too.

And I know this was a random-as-hell story but never in all my years of driving, have I seen pizza used in such perverted ways.

 

eh, I knew some people in high school that would have been stupid enough to do that. similar to "Jackass" stupidity, somehow people find it funny

 

Thank god he's not Chuck Norris because Chuck Norris would not allow a man of such stupidy to live.

 

is it wrong that this thread made me laugh hysterically

 

You are one sick ******