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Old 02-16-2005, 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
How do you load dead babies into a truck?


with a pitch fork.
If you are going to hit us with a dead baby jone, at least come through with a good one like:

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.

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What's the difference between a thousand dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
You can't **** a rock.

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What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit
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Old 02-16-2005, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by kellie
If only that site and every other entertaining site was not filtered by my crappy *** company.

But then again I would get even less done if they weren't
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Old 02-16-2005, 02:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Ali G
If you are going to hit us with a dead baby jone, at least come through with a good one like:

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before jumping on a trampoline.

-or-

What's the difference between a thousand dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!

-or-

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
You can't **** a rock.

-or-

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit
Sorry my bad. I was going off of memory from the truley tastless jokes books my friends had 20 years ago.
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It's definitely worth reading when you get home. I'd post a few of the highlights, but I don't feel like it.
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Old 02-16-2005, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
I know someone who drives a black wrx in folsom.

I'm not telling.
Who is it, and does retardation run in the family?

I did not bother to get the dudes name from his mom, but I did get her number for later...
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Old 02-16-2005, 02:30 PM
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This is quite possibly the funniest thread I have evAr read.
Thanks Ali G. if you ran for govenor of the state of california, I would vote for you.
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Old 02-16-2005, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by STi deede
This is quite possibly the funniest thread I have evAr read.
Thanks Ali G. if you ran for govenor of the state of california, I would vote for you.
wow, you need to get out more...
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Old 02-16-2005, 02:37 PM
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Uhm...Ali G, who are you, anyway?
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he's yer babydaddy
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Originally Posted by kellie
Uhm...Ali G, who are you, anyway?
Well, if you knew who I really was, you'd probably never talk to me ever again. It's better this way.
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he's yer babydaddy
Sucks for him.

Edit: I'll find out sooner or later. Just you wait, buddy.
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Originally Posted by Ali G
wow, you need to get out more...
Hey I'm from Nevada, so I have an excuse to stay in.
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Old 02-16-2005, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by N600
he's yer babydaddy
Nope, had you read the entire thread you would have seen that it was already established that the only way she gets laid id by killing and waiting for rigor mortis to set in.

Thank you, drive through...
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Originally Posted by Ali G
Nope, had you read the entire thread you would have seen that it was already established that the only way she gets laid id by killing and waiting for rigor mortis to set in.

Thank you, drive through...
We also established that I'm a compulsive liar. I'm only 12, I'm too young for secks.
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