tonite i encountered my first random dui search by the local pigs. never seen one or been in one before so was like wtf..i get off work at 9pm and take douglas blvd to the 80 freeway to go home. couple blocks down the road all traffict comes to a crawl and there's like 20 something cops all over. after like 15 minutes i slowly crawl up to the tree pigs that are doing the test:

-good evening, where you headed?

-just got off work going home, why?

-this is a random drivers licence/dui test. had anything to drink tonite?

-I just got off work like 1 minute ago so no.

-follow my finger without moving your head

*i do it*

-are you sure you didnt have anything to drink tonite?

-I JUST GOT OFF WORK, GOT STRAIGHT INTO THE CAR AND AM NOW DRIVING HOME!!!!

-ok. hey, do me a favor ok? have a good night, drive safe...

-um, ok

* i drive away*




are these stops frequent in that area? just curious

 

possibly!!

i think they happen bout once a month or two!!

 

hella inconvenient.....irritated me too, i was hungry
i wonder if they are really worth it.. i mean, it takes like 20 something cops to do it so they are wasting time instead of cruising the streets. and they probably dont even catch anyone.. there are also like 100+ ways to avoid the block, so i really doubt that its worth it

 

ya they dont know what they are doin!

 

hey i forgot to ask.

anyone play lost planet on xbox? any good?

 

damn cops trying to keep the roads safe

that minor inconvenience *might* save someone's life.

 

ya but even most drunks can get around a block!

if they are gunna try to do those they need to figure somethin else out

 

u wanna know somethin weird???.......when i was leavin work at ike 10:30 i go to leave the parkin lot and i get sideways in my subie! it was sme serious rwd feelin moment until all my tires regained grip and it hooked like a ****! scary **** when u are nt tryin to do it!

maybe it is cause there was probably a wet spot i didnt see, the sprinklers were on but ive never done this leavin work before, it felt like drivein my moms g35, it was that easy to break it loose

 

so you think that a bunch of cops grouped together and focusing on one single spot of the city have a bigger chance of busting a drunk driver than if they were cruising the streets and covered a huge area simultaneously watching for anyone driving like they're drunk?

im just wondering..

imo 20 cop cars patrolling a city/neighborhood and keeping a watch for drunks is more effective than creating a roadblock on one single block of one single street causing traffic and wasting time, not to mention that a half retarded one legged leprechaun on crack could avoid the block

 

there's this little thing called entrapment that they have to be cautious of...

p.s.

because of said above law, there technically is no such thing as a "random dui checkpoint" they are all in the paper the day before.




So we go to the club, i'm sober as hell. there is 4 girls, two are hot... 1 is cute... 1 is GTFO please...


So my friends like ok lets go dance with them... normally i NEVER EVER dance unless i'm probably at atleast a .20 LOL. I don't think I have ever danced sober in my life. So i kinda walk over towards the group of girls, and i'm giving my friend the look like, yay or nay? i'll turn around and start hitting on them just give me the nod....

before i could even start to hit on them the girl is now centimeters behind me and every now and then rubbing against me(hot girl)... So i was like mmkay, so i turn around... bam, done deal... i locked her up... so I'm dancing with her and her 3 other friends are all for it.. i give my friends the look like COME THE **** ON PUSSIES I'M THE SOBER ONE!!... Finally they join in, well after all of us are dancing with these girls for like 40 minutes some guy comes up and starts dancing on the girl that i'm dancing with... and she is giving me a look like UHH save me now!!

So I kinda spin her and cut him off, he walks back around and does the same ****ing ****... Now I am staring him down like dude get the **** away... he leans foward and goes "is this your girlfriend"... At first I didn't answer, because I don't know the *****... then he starts coming closer, so i put my hand on his chest and said Yes it is... go away...

He goes What did you say??

Me: Yes it is!

him: WHAT?!?!

Me: Are you ****ing kidding me... *screams* IT ****ING IS!

Then he squares up to me, so i kinda move her to side and start staring him down waiting for him to make the slightest move and i'm knocking him the **** out...

I was like dude, it's a ****ing bar **** aint going to happen so stop acting like it is, now go have fun there is plenty of other girls out there

he was like dude i'll ****ing cap you!!! and starts throwing up gang signs...


me Staring at him laughing hard as hella literally in his face, and was like Ohh... I'll be waiting...

As i'm laughing at him he slowly starts to walk away... Then he just turned around and walked... It was funny the second i squared up to him and was ready to **** him up, he starts to slowly back away... I'm glad i was sober, because if I was drunk i'd be in Sac Police Station in the drunk tank for the night

 

You didn't finish the story...what was the outcome with the girl?

 

Caution, picwhore.

 

add mezz to ur xbox live buddy list thingy

 

Meh, after that I ended up switching to be wing man for my buddy since I was the DD. I switched to the cute one with big *****. He ****ing HAD it too, but he *****ed out Never send a girl to do a mans job I guess. I literally took the cute girl, grabbed her and walked her completely away from their group of friends so it would be just them so he could make his move, and he didn't do ****!

 

roflmao. Always good stories John.