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Old Sep 16, 2006 | 12:17 PM
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Ok, so, if you guys heard about it a week or so ago, some nurse up in Oregon came home to find a guy burglarizing her house. A fight ensued, and she strangled the guy like a ***** (she weighs like 260 and had about 100lbs on him). Police recently discovered that the guy in her house was actually hired to kill her by ... her husband :rotfl:

The ownage.

Fat momma nurse kills hitman. Husband gets new bracelets and will go away for a long, long time.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14859827/from/RS.1/
LMAO!!! If she was that big..dont you think he could have been smart enough or smarter than that and made her a poisoned sandwich, being that judging from this story she was BIG and liked food?? lol
Old Sep 16, 2006 | 12:46 PM
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Old Sep 16, 2006 | 12:56 PM
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do you guys think i offended the 2 Mormon girls trying to get me to join their church by answering the door with a raging boner while wearing basketball shorts?????? the one that was talking pretended she didnt notice, the other one was staring, it was quite funny.:wiggle:

oh and apparently their religion is back in full force because they discovered a living prophet

i knew having that temple in Folsom was gonna be a bad thing.
Old Sep 16, 2006 | 01:19 PM
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you can't CRT-S in i-club
You can (it's alt+s) but you have to configure it.
Old Sep 16, 2006 | 01:26 PM
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Old Sep 16, 2006 | 01:28 PM
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Buenos tardes, brujas!

i THINK that means good afternoon.. so if it does. good afternoon to you too..

(idk i failed spanish)
Old Sep 16, 2006 | 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by TitanSTI
do you guys think i offended the 2 Mormon girls trying to get me to join their church by answering the door with a raging boner while wearing basketball shorts?????? the one that was talking pretended she didnt notice, the other one was staring, it was quite funny.:wiggle:

oh and apparently their religion is back in full force because they discovered a living prophet

i knew having that temple in Folsom was gonna be a bad thing.
:rotfl: thats funny siht.
Old Sep 16, 2006 | 02:28 PM
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silly n00b. opera has had tabbed browsing since Lincoln was shot.
I tried Opera. I liked it the first day but less and less as I kept using it. It's too friggin slow and too many sites just flat don't support it.
Old Sep 16, 2006 | 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by TitanSTI
do you guys think i offended the 2 Mormon girls trying to get me to join their church by answering the door with a raging boner while wearing basketball shorts?????? the one that was talking pretended she didnt notice, the other one was staring, it was quite funny.:wiggle:

oh and apparently their religion is back in full force because they discovered a living prophet

i knew having that temple in Folsom was gonna be a bad thing.
They came down our block the other night while my wife and I were outside doing some landscaping work. They offered to help, and while the thought did cross my mind to have these skinny little girls do some serious work, I didn't want to have to listen to their propaganda.

I thought about asking them if they've ever had a threesome, but I knew my wife would have slapped me very hard.
Old Sep 16, 2006 | 02:49 PM
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I thought about asking them if they've ever had a threesome, but I knew my wife would have slapped me very hard.
Sometimes, bro, you just have to risk it and take your beating. It would have been worth it
Old Sep 16, 2006 | 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by TitanSTI
do you guys think i offended the 2 Mormon girls trying to get me to join their church by answering the door with a raging boner while wearing basketball shorts?????? the one that was talking pretended she didnt notice, the other one was staring, it was quite funny.:wiggle:

oh and apparently their religion is back in full force because they discovered a living prophet

i knew having that temple in Folsom was gonna be a bad thing.
Dude, they always have a "prophet", it's the president of the Mormon church.
Old Sep 16, 2006 | 04:52 PM
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Old Sep 16, 2006 | 05:04 PM
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Old Sep 16, 2006 | 07:04 PM
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