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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
Ok, so, if you guys heard about it a week or so ago, some nurse up in Oregon came home to find a guy burglarizing her house. A fight ensued, and she strangled the guy like a ***** (she weighs like 260 and had about 100lbs on him). Police recently discovered that the guy in her house was actually hired to kill her by ... her husband :rotfl:
The ownage.
Fat momma nurse kills hitman. Husband gets new bracelets and will go away for a long, long time.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14859827/from/RS.1/
The ownage.
Fat momma nurse kills hitman. Husband gets new bracelets and will go away for a long, long time.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14859827/from/RS.1/
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do you guys think i offended the 2 Mormon girls trying to get me to join their church by answering the door with a raging boner while wearing basketball shorts?????? the one that was talking pretended she didnt notice, the other one was staring, it was quite funny.:wiggle:
oh and apparently their religion is back in full force because they discovered a living prophet
i knew having that temple in Folsom was gonna be a bad thing.
oh and apparently their religion is back in full force because they discovered a living prophet

i knew having that temple in Folsom was gonna be a bad thing.
Originally Posted by TitanSTI
do you guys think i offended the 2 Mormon girls trying to get me to join their church by answering the door with a raging boner while wearing basketball shorts?????? the one that was talking pretended she didnt notice, the other one was staring, it was quite funny.:wiggle:
oh and apparently their religion is back in full force because they discovered a living prophet
i knew having that temple in Folsom was gonna be a bad thing.
oh and apparently their religion is back in full force because they discovered a living prophet

i knew having that temple in Folsom was gonna be a bad thing.
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Originally Posted by Double Phister
silly n00b. opera has had tabbed browsing since Lincoln was shot.
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Originally Posted by TitanSTI
do you guys think i offended the 2 Mormon girls trying to get me to join their church by answering the door with a raging boner while wearing basketball shorts?????? the one that was talking pretended she didnt notice, the other one was staring, it was quite funny.:wiggle:
oh and apparently their religion is back in full force because they discovered a living prophet
i knew having that temple in Folsom was gonna be a bad thing.
oh and apparently their religion is back in full force because they discovered a living prophet

i knew having that temple in Folsom was gonna be a bad thing.
I thought about asking them if they've ever had a threesome, but I knew my wife would have slapped me very hard.
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Originally Posted by Egan
I thought about asking them if they've ever had a threesome, but I knew my wife would have slapped me very hard.
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Originally Posted by TitanSTI
do you guys think i offended the 2 Mormon girls trying to get me to join their church by answering the door with a raging boner while wearing basketball shorts?????? the one that was talking pretended she didnt notice, the other one was staring, it was quite funny.:wiggle:
oh and apparently their religion is back in full force because they discovered a living prophet
i knew having that temple in Folsom was gonna be a bad thing.
oh and apparently their religion is back in full force because they discovered a living prophet

i knew having that temple in Folsom was gonna be a bad thing.
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Originally Posted by sonicsuby
Blonde Pregnancy Test: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDc_FRD1YcA
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