You crash cars

I crash bikes

 

it was nice while it lasted

In other news: free AT&T wifi (starbucks) on iPhones

 

Xevious, you're avatar is much scarier now that I realize its moving too

 

werd... I didn't know it moved for awhile too, then when I did it just creeped the **** out of me...

 

sorry

 

****.. has it already been two weeks?

 

Its actually kinda turning my stomach.

 

I have officially gone to war with every god damn mother ****ing piece of **** ant that walks the face of this earth. If you have an ant problem I will personally drive to your house and kill every one of those Ra88it sized mother ****ers

 

Rut roh

Went & got the mustang at lunch

 

I fixed your avatar for you.

 

Thank you sir! I hate my newb avatar settings but now it's

 

an enemy of the ant is a friend of mine

I hate the little bastards.

 

I had enough in my kitchen this morning(found a small *** piece of steak) to seriously give a kid with an Ant farm a heart attack. I put up a billion ant hotels outside my apartment and sprayed enough bug spray all around and inside my house to kill a house...


All quiet so far, I have not seen a single ant move in 10 minutes.




Ugh, I've WAY to many of these stupid *** Edit returns. The Client sends edits on things they want changed. It has made me go crazy to the point where all my responses now are smartass responses. I'm probably going to get yelled at for it.

For example
"Paragraph three says IV, it should say IV-E(There is a missing E)"

So my response after fixing have been along the lines of "Found the Missing E"



I have now done this to over 200 or so responses along those lines

 

I am a huge fan of the bait traps. they take the poison back to the mound and kill the nests.

one will for for a few weeks then they are back when the next round hatch, use another one, and you should be home free.

if you are lucky, you will see the queen come out looking for food too

 

If I was rabbit, i'd just go crawl in there myself and kill that mother ****er