So Here it is.... 1:30 in the after-noon, as I am waking up I feel a sudden urge that Mr. ****** was full and needed to take a leak... So I slowly start to get out of bed to realize that this isn't just no normal ****, this one is going to be one for the record books!! So I quickly reach down and try to find it with my Microscope, then I get the tweezers and pinch him shut!! "No Leakey ****** for me!!", as I ran quickly to the bathroom!! Just as I get into the bathroom, I can't take it anymore so I hold on tight and BOOMMMMMMMM pee starts coming out like a Russian fire hose! I ended up getting a couple drops here and there on the seat, but over all it was a 98% shooting day for me... I grabbed some toilet paper, whipped off the seat and flushed, walked a few feet to my right where there was a sink... Put some soap on my hands... washed them thoroughly... I then felt like a new man!! Where I shortly found myself on my bed again with my Laptop reading about someone who shared a similar experience but he went #2 instead of #1, so I decided you would all like to know my experience also!!

I hope you enjoyed my story!

 

uh, -1 cus it lacks the finesse and style dz brought to the plate.
plus there was zero anticipation.

 

I'm tempted to dumpster this because:

1. It's a complete fabrication.
2. It's a stupid ploy for attention.

 

[stadium chants]
dumpster! dumpster! dumpster!
[/stadium]

 

No i really woke up and took a ****... it's called a morning ****...

Is it a ploy for attention? No more then Dz's stupid **** story...

 

And now you're just trying to start more drama. Please don't.

 

I dunno, its not really anythign thats against i-club's rules is it?

pictures are a ploy for attention also, but those threads aren't dumped.

plus its a funny story

 

He tried to make a lamo parody of another thread. We certainly don't need two of that thread.

 

There was no intentions to make a "lamo parody" of another thread, I wanted to share my similar experiences that DZ had since everyone seemed to enjoy his! I have a feeling if my name was DZ my thread would have been stickied... But instead it gets dumpster-ed

 

His thread wasn't stickied. People keep replying to it.

Here's a defintion of the word 'parody' from dictionary.com that I think most closely relates to this thread:

 

Thank you, I don't know what I would ever do without you and your definitions!! I had no idea what Parody meant until now!! I would have gone my entire life and think it meant something completely different!!

I am glad that you can read my mind and see my intentions with this thread, because you can even count my roll of toilet paper there is exactly 3 pieces missing(since it was a brand new roll). The story had not intentions to be a "mockery" or "parody"(look I'm using the new word you just taught me!)... So you have me twisted Matt...

P.S. I know his thread wasn't stickied maybe I should teach you a word or two on what my statement was...

 

Wasn't the first thread a call for attention too?

If people want to make lame threads let them. I don't see why this should be all dumped.

 

For what it is worth, I personally don't think this thread belongs in the dumpster any more (or any less for that matter) than the rest of LFP's posts.

 

wow, i cant believe this got moved.

hey mods (mainly Matt): lets show a little more favoritism, i dont think your quite getting teh job done.

 

potty thread sent to the sewer?

what's that smell?