Oh wow I thought my tallywacker was gonna explode so I posted this crap twice
01-19-2006, 02:27 PM
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OMG!! I thought my tallywacker was gunna explode!!
Well Here it is again because some people actually enjoyed my thread and recommended I posted it back up, since the top two threads are about similar topics at the moment......
The time... 1:30 in the after-noon....as I am waking up I feel a sudden urge that Mr. ****** was full and needed to take a leak... So I slowly start to get out of bed to realize that this isn't just no normal ****, this one is going to be one for the record books!! So I quickly reach down and try to find it with my Microscope, then I get the tweezers and pinch him shut!! "No Leakey ****** for me!!", as I ran quickly to the bathroom!! Just as I get into the bathroom, I can't take it anymore so I hold on tight and BOOMMMMMMMM pee starts coming out like a Russian fire hose! I ended up getting a couple drops here and there on the seat, but over all it was a 98% shooting day for me... I grabbed some toilet paper, whipped off the seat and flushed, walked a few feet to my right where there was a sink... Put some soap on my hands... washed them thoroughly... I then felt like a new man!! Where I shortly found myself on my bed again with my Laptop reading about someone who shared a similar experience but he went #2 instead of #1, so I decided you would all like to know my experience also!!
I hope you enjoyed my story!
The time... 1:30 in the after-noon....as I am waking up I feel a sudden urge that Mr. ****** was full and needed to take a leak... So I slowly start to get out of bed to realize that this isn't just no normal ****, this one is going to be one for the record books!! So I quickly reach down and try to find it with my Microscope, then I get the tweezers and pinch him shut!! "No Leakey ****** for me!!", as I ran quickly to the bathroom!! Just as I get into the bathroom, I can't take it anymore so I hold on tight and BOOMMMMMMMM pee starts coming out like a Russian fire hose! I ended up getting a couple drops here and there on the seat, but over all it was a 98% shooting day for me... I grabbed some toilet paper, whipped off the seat and flushed, walked a few feet to my right where there was a sink... Put some soap on my hands... washed them thoroughly... I then felt like a new man!! Where I shortly found myself on my bed again with my Laptop reading about someone who shared a similar experience but he went #2 instead of #1, so I decided you would all like to know my experience also!!
I hope you enjoyed my story!
01-19-2006, 02:28 PM
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haha, i like this one more than the starbucks, because this has happened to all of us. plus its not so graphic. (even though i partly died from dz's) i like this one more
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01-19-2006, 02:31 PM
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Originally Posted by WRXSTIFTW
w00t! the story returns! the encore came through! this is one of my favorites. haha
Matt would think differently... he thinks I am making a "mockery" of some other thread, but in reality it's all true.. I even offered him to come count the pieces of toilet paper I was missing to prove that I wiped the seat
01-19-2006, 02:32 PM
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01-19-2006, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by 02BlackWRX
I think he used 3.
+1, it was exactly 3 sheets... I have found anything less the 3 sheets = wet fingers... When it comes to wiping a toilet bowl, wet fingers are not a sign of having a good time
01-19-2006, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by nKoan
You have two tallywackers now?
!!!That would be pretty bad ***... I bet I could do two chicks at the same time, if I had two tallywackers!! I heard chicks dig guys with two tallywackers!
01-19-2006, 02:52 PM
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Originally Posted by pozzi
booo!
repost w/ no added creativity.
yer just lucky my mod powers are not available on this board, or you'd have a three day vacation!
repost w/ no added creativity.
yer just lucky my mod powers are not available on this board, or you'd have a three day vacation!
I don't get it, the people wanted the old thread not a new one... My last thread was "misplaced"...
I'm just giving the people what they want...
01-19-2006, 02:53 PM
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Originally Posted by LookingForPower
I don't get it, the people wanted the old thread not a new one... My last thread was "misplaced"...
I'm just giving the people what they want...