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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 09:50 PM
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Angry The most retarded drivers on the road.

I feel like shooting someone everytime I take a long road trip. There are always some dumbf*cks driving like idiots.


-People driving hella slow in the left lane and block traffic (almost always women on cell phones or dirty *** ghetto lookin mexicans like ed )

-People who slow down on slight bends on the freeway.

-People who slow down and look at cars pulled over on the freeway.

-People who swerve in and out of the lanes during heavy traffic (youre only making traffic run slower you f*ckin idiots)

-People who tailgate and then keep touching their brakes every 2 seconds (dont try to be all brave and ride the persons *** and then act like a b*tch by tapping the brakes every other second)

-People who drive slow in the left lane and then speed up when you try to pass them up

Im sure theres a lot more. I dont really care if you drive fast or slow. Just dont drive stupid!!!
Old Dec 29, 2006 | 10:00 PM
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- People who turn out of a driveway/parking lot and cut you off then drive freaking slow.

- People who tailgate me when I'm driving the speed limit.
Old Dec 29, 2006 | 10:11 PM
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-People who start slowing down 500 ft away to turn into a parking lot.

-People who slow down to turn into the parking lot on the left side of the lane (move your ugly *** over to the right so everyone behind you doesnt have to slow down too)
Old Dec 29, 2006 | 10:14 PM
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- People who are a few cars back at a light, the light turns green and the cars in front go but this dumbass doesn't, he's behind the sensor so the light doesn't think there are anymore cars so it turns red, but the dumbass squeezes through before it turns red leaving the line of cars behind him stuck at the light for another 3 minutes.
Old Dec 29, 2006 | 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by T-Will
- People who tailgate me when I'm driving the speed limit.
Move right

Here's a little rule of thumb.

If reartraffic.speed > self.speed
then set currentlane = currentlane+1
endif

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Old Dec 29, 2006 | 10:29 PM
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if youre out in the city i dont really care, but if youre on the freeway, i'd dick slap you.
Old Dec 29, 2006 | 10:30 PM
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Yea, I agree, I hate people driving in the fast lane like they own it, while moving over wouldn't change the other lanes speed one bit =\.
Old Dec 29, 2006 | 10:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Double Phister
Move right

Here's a little rule of thumb.

If reartraffic.speed > self.speed
then set currentlane = currentlane+1
endif
No ****. I always drive on the right if I'm not going fast. I'm talking about single lane roads. I usually drive 5 or so over anyways.
Old Dec 29, 2006 | 10:40 PM
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-People who drive slow and dont use the turnout in the twisties.
Old Dec 29, 2006 | 10:42 PM
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Originally Posted by pj21086
I feel like shooting someone everytime I take a long road trip. There are always some dumbf*cks driving like idiots.


-People driving hella slow in the left lane and block traffic (almost always women on cell phones or dirty *** ghetto lookin mexicans like ed )

-People who slow down on slight bends on the freeway.

-People who slow down and look at cars pulled over on the freeway.

-People who swerve in and out of the lanes during heavy traffic (youre only making traffic run slower you f*ckin idiots)

-People who tailgate and then keep touching their brakes every 2 seconds (dont try to be all brave and ride the persons *** and then act like a b*tch by tapping the brakes every other second)

-People who drive slow in the left lane and then speed up when you try to pass them up

Im sure theres a lot more. I dont really care if you drive fast or slow. Just dont drive stupid!!!
This sounds like my daily commute between Davis and Fairfield. :rotfl:
Old Dec 29, 2006 | 10:42 PM
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-People who drive slow when they drive next to a wall or the center divider (like on 99)
Old Dec 29, 2006 | 10:55 PM
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people who drive loud *** ricer rockets they call Subaru Impreza

omg teh suck
Old Dec 29, 2006 | 11:25 PM
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People who slow down and look at cars pulled over on the freeway.
I Hate this with a passion
Old Dec 29, 2006 | 11:30 PM
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- People who park so close to the line that you can't park in the spot next to them.
Old Dec 29, 2006 | 11:33 PM
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- People who slow down while passing a CHP weigh station thinking that there are CHP officers there waiting for speeders.



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