Mondays are starting to piss me off.
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Originally Posted by 1reguL8NSTi
HAHA I'm going to say that all day at work. WANNA CYBER!?!?!??!?!
soggynoodles: you at your computer?
mike_d_egan: what's up Ed?
soggynoodles: your Giants suck
mike_d_egan: ya, you told me that yesterday - 3 times
soggynoodles: oh yeah.
mike_d_egan:
(pause)
soggynoodles: wanna cyber?
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This last one is more for the MMO fans. heh
Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 ***** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
Bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
Bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Bloodninja.
Bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
Bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
Bloodninja: I cast Lvl 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
Bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl 8 ***** of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
Bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
Bloodninja: Don't f**k with me biznitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece.
Bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Bloodninja: Baby?
Originally Posted by Egan
soggynoodles: you at your computer?
mike_d_egan: what's up Ed?
soggynoodles: your Giants suck
mike_d_egan: ya, you told me that yesterday - 3 times
soggynoodles: oh yeah.
mike_d_egan:
(pause)
soggynoodles: wanna cyber?
mike_d_egan: what's up Ed?
soggynoodles: your Giants suck
mike_d_egan: ya, you told me that yesterday - 3 times
soggynoodles: oh yeah.
mike_d_egan:
(pause)
soggynoodles: wanna cyber?
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ok last one...
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh s**t
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie **** you f((k up.
eminemBNJA: Oh s((t
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh s**t
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie **** you f((k up.
eminemBNJA: Oh s((t
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
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Originally Posted by Egan
soggynoodles: you at your computer?
mike_d_egan: what's up Ed?
soggynoodles: your Giants suck
mike_d_egan: ya, you told me that yesterday - 3 times
soggynoodles: oh yeah.
mike_d_egan:
(pause)
soggynoodles: wanna cyber?
mike_d_egan: what's up Ed?
soggynoodles: your Giants suck
mike_d_egan: ya, you told me that yesterday - 3 times
soggynoodles: oh yeah.
mike_d_egan:
(pause)
soggynoodles: wanna cyber?
Originally Posted by 337drew
ok last one...
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh s**t
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie **** you f((k up.
eminemBNJA: Oh s((t
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f**k, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh s**t
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie **** you f((k up.
eminemBNJA: Oh s((t
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
:rotfl:
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Originally Posted by Egan
soggynoodles: you at your computer?
mike_d_egan: what's up Ed?
soggynoodles: your Giants suck
mike_d_egan: ya, you told me that yesterday - 3 times
soggynoodles: oh yeah.
mike_d_egan:
(pause)
soggynoodles: wanna cyber?
mike_d_egan: what's up Ed?
soggynoodles: your Giants suck
mike_d_egan: ya, you told me that yesterday - 3 times
soggynoodles: oh yeah.
mike_d_egan:
(pause)
soggynoodles: wanna cyber?
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Originally Posted by Egan
soggynoodles: you at your computer?
mike_d_egan: what's up Ed?
soggynoodles: your Giants suck
mike_d_egan: ya, you told me that yesterday - 3 times
soggynoodles: oh yeah.
mike_d_egan:
(pause)
soggynoodles: wanna cyber?
mike_d_egan: what's up Ed?
soggynoodles: your Giants suck
mike_d_egan: ya, you told me that yesterday - 3 times
soggynoodles: oh yeah.
mike_d_egan:
(pause)
soggynoodles: wanna cyber?
Too bad I don't have YIM on my computer at work ****!!
:rotfl: EADIA!!