good morning b*tches hope your sleeping good in your nice cozy beds while i'm out leaving to work.

 

lucky you! just going to work. me im at work since yesterday at 6pm.

 

Need...

More...

Sleep...

 

ohhhhh, I hate hang overs. I'M FLYING HOME TODAY B*TCHES!!!! Are there any meets this week?

 

Good Morning.
I need to get to bed earlier.

 

So I get this strange email,

Hello. My name is michelle and I was 10 years old when this happened to me. And I dont want it to happen to you. So please. Be careful and read the conversation below.

DaBiggyBigMan: I know where you live.
CutiePie6751: Who is this?
DaBiggyBigMan: I know who you are.
CutiePie6751: WTF? Who is this?
DaBiggyBigMan: Your name is Michelle and you are 10.
CutiePie6751: This betta not be another one of those stupid jokes!
DaBiggyBigMan: Its not.
CutiePie6751: Then who is this?
DaBiggyBigMan: I am the man from hell.
CutiePie6751: WTF? I'm gunna block you if you dont stop and tell me who you are. Right now! Who is this!
DaBiggyBigMan: I am in hell. And your mother is comming to see me soon.
CutiePie6751: WTF! My mom is downstairs watching T.V. right now.
DaBiggyBigMan: Yes, I know she was watching Dr. Phil.
CutiePie6751: What do you mean by "was"
DaBiggyBigMan: She isnt watching it anymore.
CutiePie6751: Ok...now your freaking me out!!
CutiePie6751: Go Away!
DaBiggyBigMan: Your mother is here, with me. Right now.
CutiePie6751: What are you talking about!!
DaBiggyBigMan signed off at 12:00:00 AM.

Right then I ran downstairs and I had found my mother dead on the ground...blood everywhere. And I looked at the T.V. and the show was Dr. Phil. Right at that moment my heart stopped. And I died from a heart attack.

If you do not re-post this in the next 4 minutes. Then I will apear at your door tonight at 12:00:00 AM. Exacttly when DaBiggyBigMan signed off...........And you will also be watching Dr. Phil

Does this mean that AOL's IM software is used by dead people??

sweet.
I'll be e-thugin beyond the grave...
woooooooooooooo....woooooooooooooo

 

Today is my Thursday!! Gotta love 2 day work weeks!! :banana:

 

back in the day around version 2 or 3 near halloween I was on AOL and got an IM from some grim reaper AOL bot thing. It was funny because it asked typical questions like age/sex. Then a few seconds later the IM window ripped open as this grim reaper dude reached through it.

 

Since we're doing funny chat logs, let me join in

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ***. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a ***** anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

 

wtf??? random **** is awesome. I kinda like those directv comercials where somebody tells someone else how great DTV is. But it's at a totally weird time when they say it.

 

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate: K, but don't tell anybody
DirtyKate: Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja: And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate: You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of your car..
Bloodninja: Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate: Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja: Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings do you want?
DirtyKate: I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja: Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate: Umm...Yes
DirtyKate: So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja: Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook, and then I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja: You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja: I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate: So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja: How did you know?
Bloodninja: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate: ooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja: So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate: Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate: What the ****?
DirtyKate: You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate: F**k

 

"You can't hurry good pizza" haohohroharhrohroharhorhrahorharhrohoarhorahorahro ahaorrhorhoarhaorhaorahorahorahorahoarhorh LMFAO!!!!!!!

 

HOLY HSIT!!! I almost got caught laughing. OMG.

 

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. B**ch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.

 

what an interesting sport.